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kickthecanplz in paradisa

pity party, anybody?

May 18, 2011 17:07

[Kasanoda's life has... pretty much sucked always lately. If those watching him may recall, last week he went through rapid de-aging (and recalls none of it) and woke up with a stranger looming over his bed (thanks, Kenshin) and now he's pretty much been told, to his face, that the girl he has a crush on prefers his much stupider friend. (way to ( Read more... )

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Dictated. (Treating reactive depression with a depressant always works. Yes sir.) is0latedthinker May 18 2011, 22:32:21 UTC

Something the matter?

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 19 2011, 03:25:12 UTC

The media believed him to be dead. [Kasanoda's acceptance of the issue has calmed his temper somewhat.]

Ah, girl problems. That would explain it. [He's had to give advice about a couple of such problems as Sam grew up.] What happened?

Dictated. kickthecanplz May 19 2011, 03:28:24 UTC

Screw the media, it aint stupid! Missing's missing, you don't know anything until you find a body!

[... eep, he realizes his problem got out.]

... If I tell you, will you lay off and not tell a word?

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 20 2011, 03:30:51 UTC

[He doesn't say anything to that, just half-grins; that was the whole point of the Flynn Lives campaign he sponsored as 'ISOlated Thinker'.]

Who would I tell to begin with?

Dictated. kickthecanplz May 20 2011, 11:19:36 UTC

I'm just saying, if you tell anyone...

[... he'd do, what, exactly? this is a complete stranger, how would kasanoda even find him? WHY DOES HIS LIFE SUCK EVEN WHEN HE TRIES TO THREATEN PEOPLE.]

... Look, it's a long story, here's the short version. I've had no friends in my whole life 'cause everyone was afraid of me, and the one time I really tried, the person who helped me was a really cute boy, and then I learned the boy was a girl, and then I got a crush on the girl, but I couldn't have a relationship with her cause she needed to keep pretending to be a boy.

Then we wound here in this freaky castle, I became friends with one of her friends, who is a complete moron and is weirdly convinced she is his psuedo-daughter or something, but he really does care about her. Just a few hours ago, I found out the girl is afraid of storms, so I went to comfort her, but she told me she needed him, not me, and once he came over, I wasn't even missed. And they're happy together and since they're my friends, I want them to be happy, and I'll get ( ... )

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 22 2011, 02:03:07 UTC

[Now that is a strange situation. He doesn't reply for a few minutes, simply thinking it over. Anything he dealt with that included Sam and girls was nowhere near as complicated so as to include pseudo-daughters pretending to be boys and people being afraid of him.

When he does finally speak, his tone is quiet, considering.]

Well, again, it's not stupid if it's important to you. And it's good that you can accept their feelings for each other. But, [He chuckles.] Yes, they hurt.

Perhaps spending time to get to know other people would be best. Wallowing doesn't accomplish anything.

Dictated. kickthecanplz May 22 2011, 02:04:47 UTC

I suck at getting to know other people. I scare them away.

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 22 2011, 02:22:43 UTC

Then don't scare them. [His answer is simple, perhaps overly so.]

Follow the golden rule. Really, the only thing I found that bothered me was when you didn't believe me.

Try not to bite.

Dictated. kickthecanplz May 22 2011, 02:28:28 UTC

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Just who the hell are you, anyway?

[does NOT want to explain my face itself scares grown men to tears, thank you.]

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 22 2011, 02:32:11 UTC

Alan. Alan Bradley.

And you are?

Dictated. kickthecanplz May 22 2011, 02:34:01 UTC

...

Kasanoda.

Dictated. is0latedthinker May 22 2011, 02:37:18 UTC

Nice to meet you, Kasanoda.

I hope my advice helps. You don't seem like a bad kid.

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