#060

[advisortype]

Guys guys guys guys!

The coffee in the brown and purple wrapper, with no words on it? There's one bag of it on the kitchen counter?

It makes you super. Hyper.

[Yes, Yosuke is kind of freaking out now. It's hard to stop moving and he's feeling so very, very jittery. There's also a cup of said dangerous coffee, right there and ready to be imbibed

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[ofmywill]

[ When in doubt, get something to eat. That's Minato's policy. It does not, however, usually come into contact with hyperactive dudes with rad hair. He blinks from his seat at the little table over yonder. Coffee...coffee is good. Imbibing dangerous things is also good. ]

Does it?

[advisortype]

[Let's get this going, broseph.]

Dude, Minato, you're alive? Yeah, yeah man, this stuff, it's- it's great! I've never felt more awake!

[Twitching. And pacing. He can't control himself.]

[ofmywill]

Last I checked.

[ CLOSE ENOUGH. He nods, watching...wow, he wasn't kidding around. The answer here is... ]

Let me try some.

[advisortype]

Cool, cool, haven't seen in a while--

[Yeah no, he can't pay attention to one thing for long right now.]

Coffee on the counter. Drink it up. Go crazy, it's good!

Voice:

[maplemon]

Coffee? And it makes you hyper, Yosuke? Is it tasty?

[In other words: Oh my god! Can I come try some, and be hyper too!?]

[advisortype]

Super tasty, dude. It's like, the best coffee I've ever tasted! There's plenty, come on, come get it, it's good!

[Thinking straight while tripping balls on hypercaffeine or whatever is something Yosuke can't do.]

[maplemon]

That sounds great!!

[Teddie wants in on this best coffee ever, definitely, sooo much...]

Alright, I'm on my way, Mr. Cool!

[Yeah he hasn't forgotten that, and he's SO EXCITED now. The poor castle, wait till the caffeine buzz is over Yosuke, oh the regret...]

[advisortype]

Hahahaha, yeah, come get some! Mr. Cool is right here waiting, and he's got all the coffee, it's the best, the best!

[That derpy nickname. Yes, it's a good nickname, bring it on! Hopping up Teddie on ultracoffee is going to be the best thing that ever happened to this castle!]

[sew_whiny]

Then why would you ever drink it?

[No, Yosuke. You're not hallucinating. You're being spoken to by a purple-maned unicorn who comes up to just over your waist.]

[advisortype]

[S'all good, s'all good, little horned horse-sis is alright with him. Everything is alright with this coffee.]

Because it's awesome! I feel so awake, man, I've never been this awake, it's the best! I-I feel like I could just jump over the castle!

[sew_whiny]

I don't see any pegasus wings on you, so perhaps you'd better reconsider that.

[advisortype]

S'okay, I'll just wish for wings! I bet it'd work, the castle is okay with letting us have transportation. I've got a motorcycle you know. Ooh, man, that'd be so cool, what if I like, rigged up my motorcycle so it could fly?!

[mal_addict]

Sounds like Klatchian to me.

[She's coming over to investigate this, regardless. Coffeecoffecoffeecoffee]

[advisortype]

Dunno what that is. But it must be good. Really really good, if it's like this. Best coffee ever, I-I think I need more, whole lots more!

[mal_addict]

It's the strongest coffee on the Discworld. It makes you knurd.

[And she's there, suddenly, in the kitchen, picking up the coffee bag and giving it a sniff]

[advisortype]

Knurd? Does that mean super super hyper or- whoa, hello, you got here fast!

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[is0latedthinker]

I think you should stay away from it.

[Whoever's speaking is obnoxiously hyper. Spreading it around wouldn't be smart.

For while the caffeine has spiked now, later they'll probably have a major crash. Perhaps he should go and collect it to keep it from them. He likes coffee, but that's a bit extreme.]

[advisortype]

No way, dude, no way. I need more of this stuff! I think I'll take the bag, man, and wish for more, yeah!

[...Yes, this stuff is already his favorite thing. He's tripping out on the caffeine, and the crash, that must be epic!]

[is0latedthinker]

You do know what happens when that caffeine buzz runs out, right?

[advisortype]

Uh, I'll... probably sleep for like, a hundred years, but dude this is so so so so worth it!