Eighty third song.

[mysticalvender]

[The journal picks up a mortified yell. Why does it do this, you might ask? Because Lorne has stepped into Caritas proper and realised it's been remodelled. No, not remodelled, vandalised. The walls and lighting are now a violent pink. A quick glance outside shows someone's been messing with the neon, too. It's now all in cursive script, declaring

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[daddyhost]

There is no need to thank me, Bossman.

[Most magnanimous tone of voice EVER!]

[mysticalvender]

No...but...why?

It's all...pink. And...

...

PINK!!!

[daddyhost]

A small token of my appreciation, for hiring me.

[mysticalvender]

But you don't even work for me any more

I liked the old colours.

[walkinthruwalls]

... how badly redecorated?

[mysticalvender]

Oh, Honeybean, it's awful. It's like murder for the eyes.

[walkinthruwalls]

Then I don't get how nobody noticed.

Do you need a hand covering it up?

[ She's all for pink in moderation, and Harmony's party overwent her moderation. Plus, pink and green = eww ]

[mysticalvender]

I don't either. I'm gonna have to have words.

I wouldn't say no.

[lawyerlarry]

[just happens to be walking in and stops dead in his tracks]

...did I miss something?

[mysticalvender]

[Lorne gives him a forlorn look]

Yeah, unadulterated terror.

[lawyerlarry]

Please tell me you didn't do this.

[mysticalvender]

Not even if I hated myself. It was Tamaki.

[ruined_jaw]

[Derp a-derp derp. Have a Jono coming in to see what's going on. When he crosses the threshold, his eyes go wide.]

{What in th' hell happened t'this place?}

[mysticalvender]

Tamaki happened to this place. Again!]

[ruined_jaw]

{Ugh, seriously?}

[He's walking in now, getting the full view of the place.]

{No offense, mate, but y'really oughtta tell 'im off fer messin' with what ain' his. That kid's got some serious issues.}

[See Jono facepalm. Facepalm Jono facepalm.]

[mysticalvender]

He's not got the issues you think, he's just a...special. And yelling at him does nothing.

[merriment]

Oh, goodness!

Lorne, are you alright? [ .. shh, she might like the new color scheme. BUT SHE WILL NEVER TELL HIM. ] Was it the work of a ruffian? A villain? Should I ever meet them, I will surely let them have a piece of my mind for upsetting you!

[mysticalvender]

I don't think he counts as any of those things. He's just a...

Tamaki.

[merriment]

Oh, Tamaki..

He is an eccentric man. I am certain that you will make the pink look rather dashing! [ she's trying, and possibly failing, to make him feel better. ]

[mysticalvender]

He's...a special case.

Yeaaah, I think I'm gonna try to get it to go back to blue. It really doesn't go with green.