One Hero

[lovingmetodeath]

[There's a very confused, confident sounding voice coming from the journals as he tries to figure out where he is.You know, I can't blame someone for finally kidnapping me, because let's face it, I'm amazing, but I need to get back home. I have people to save. Homeless people to inspire and maybe feed one or two. I don't know who you are, but if

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[fishy_go_byebye]

Do you count under do-gooders?

[lovingmetodeath]

[He's not really sure what under good doers are, but he's going to pretend he does.] Of course! I count all good doers, upper, under or anywhere in between!

[fishy_go_byebye]

Being so many sizes must be difficult.

[lovingmetodeath]

What do you mean? I'm only one size, and a rather impressive one at that!

[leadthedance]

[Blink. Blink. Oh god he knows that voice. He hesitates a moment, wondering if it's worth speaking up (even with the memories of his past meeting with Hammer in his head)... before he finally sighs.]

Sorry to break it to you, but no one's responsible except for the castle you're in itself.

[lovingmetodeath]

How can a castle be responsible?

[leadthedance]

When it's magic and sentient.

[lovingmetodeath]

I'm pretty sure castles can't be senti-whatever.

dictated;

[advocacies]

Captain Hammer? [ oh god. all the jokes that can be made. ]

Like the guy above me said, you were pulled into this world by some powerful source. We haven't been able to identify it yet.

Re: dictated;

[lovingmetodeath]

Yes. Captain Hammer. [Don't ask him what the hammer is. You don't want to know.]

How can people just be grabbed by some unseen source and no one bothers to figure it out? Are you all just lazy?

[advocacies]

Easy there. I said "haven't been able to". People are at work everyday researching the castle, the lands... I wouldn't call anyone lazy. [ except maybe people like dante. ]

[lovingmetodeath]

Haven't been able to is the same as saying they haven't been trying hard enough. There's always a solution.

[tehoniongirl]

[oh, you have got to be kidding me.]

[have a rather disbelieving voice] .......Hammer?

[lovingmetodeath]

So you've heard of me.

I'm not surprised, my fame reaches far and wide.

[tehoniongirl]

No...it's not- [must. resist. the urge to facepalm]

[sighing] I dont' suppose you've noticed you're in a castle?

[lovingmetodeath]

I've noticed. You'd have to be blind or dumb not to.

[inmylight_comdr]

[She sort of blank faces at this for a few moments.]

[Geez, the adults in this place.]

You've been translocated to a pocket dimension. Attempts at an exit strategy have proven futile.

[lovingmetodeath]

Then they weren't trying hard enough. [duh.]

[inmylight_comdr]

What would you suggest, Sir? [She's so unsure about you right now.]

[lovingmetodeath]

I'm not sure, yet. But once I have more time, I'm sure I'll find a way out. I always find a solution to any problem.