Eighty First Song

[mysticalvender]

Okay, note to me: locking myself in the soundproof basement of Caritas works. No migraines or disturbing knowledge of everyone's lives. Which, I gotta say? Kinda depressing.

So, what'd I miss? Is anyone dead?

[[ooc: Backdated to before the weddingy wedding]]

Comments

[iamdamnloyal]

Lorney Toons! I was concerned when I didn't hear from you, but I'm glad you had it all handled. You're so efficient!

[mysticalvender]

Hey Harmonica. What can I say? I learned from previous years. Did you have a good April Fools? Any toe-tapping numbers?

[iamdamnloyal]

I overslept because of them. I thought it was my alarm clock going off. [frowns] I need a more indestructible one.

It doesn't help when you hit it forgetting you have Vampire strength.

[mysticalvender]

Huh. Maybe we can get you one of those geeky ones that runs up a string attached to the ceiling or something. Do them make those here?

dictated;

[bioship]

You missed some really good performances!

forever!

[mysticalvender]

I can bet. We've got some people with faboo pipes in this place. Waaay too many depressing destinies, though.

[bioship]

I heard. I'm surprised so many people are good singers!

[A pause.] Depressing destinies?

[mysticalvender]

You'd be surprised what people can do when a magical castle is pulling the strings.

Oh...yeah. I'm a seer, but only when I hear people sing.

[spongetastic]

I managed to avoid it again. ..But some of them were nice.

[mysticalvender]

I can believe it, Pete. I'm just glad to have a year where my brain isn't threatening to bleed out of my ears.

[spongetastic]

None of us would want that to happen.

[mysticalvender]

If it did, I want a fancy funeral. Jazz singers, whole orchestra, the works.

[walkinthruwalls]

I got caught in it.

[ bad castle, bad ]

[mysticalvender]

Sorry to hear that, Pudding Pop. It fells the best of us.

[walkinthruwalls]

I guess it could have been worse than a song.

[mysticalvender]

When Paradisa's concerned? You better believe it.

[knightprodigy]

You're Lorne, right?

Harmony's mentioned you a couple of times.

[mysticalvender]

Well look at me being a celebrity. And I sure am.

[knightprodigy]

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but locking yourself in a basement doesn't exactly scream lifestyles of the rich and famous. [A pause.] Or maybe it does.

[mysticalvender]

Trust me, it is when too many musical numbers will make your brain bleed out through your ears.