VIII

[ontheclockpro]

[Reno is chilling in the Nines on a comfy leather chair, seeming very happy about something. How he got to the Nines when he had no idea it existed? Who knows and it's not really important. What's more important is the fact there seems to be some music starting up...]

♪ Sometimes...

Oh~ ♪

♪ Something beautiful happens
in this world ♪

Stinson~ ♪

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[bro_codebreaker]

[from his perch, leaning on the pedestal of the Holy Bro Code, Barney busts right out into it, no pretense whatsoever, lit cigar in his hand]

♪ I JUST HAD SEX!
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis insi-i-ide her
I just had sex!
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex ways of the past! ♪

[ontheclockpro]

[he nods along, like there is totally nothing wrong with what they are saying]

♪ Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis ♪

♪ A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest ♪

[no_bloody_lord]

[and in strolls Mat. He's never been in the Nines before today, but he's coming in now like he was expected, already singing]

♪ You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best ♪

♪ When I had the sex
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done ♪

[ontheclockpro]

[He points at Mat and smiles]

♪ Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest ♪

[jammin_with_ed]

[Rolls by, singing at the top of her lungs]

♪12 bottles of pop on the wall
12 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪11 bottles of pop on the waaall