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[duchess_archer]

[Chairs are a normal object in the lobby. After all, lobbies are for sitting. Today, there is a new chair, and it’s occupied.

If you happen to wander through, there are currently two people in the oddest position possible. A woman in a chair, and a man with his head in her lap. Of course.

They’re both clothed, though, and they seem to be talking to

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[terrorwhatflaps]

[walkin' by with a popsicle. doot doo.

stops.

stares]

[agentkane]

Oh muh goh, whuh the hell are oo!

[duchess_archer]

[CAN'T -- SEE -- IT]

Whuh?! Whuh ith ih?! ITH NOH A COCKADAI, ITH IH?

[He repeats 'crocodile' several times, failing each time to make it clear.]

[terrorwhatflaps]

I'm a duck, this is a magic castle, and really, YOU ought to speak a little more clearly.

[reaches out to pull the man out of the woman's lap. because really. that's DISTURBING]