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[supertorso]

[ Welp. Saturday morning/afternoon she was blown up. Which didn't actually do anything besides knock her out and maybe get her clothes a little ripped up and burnt. What's a little out of the ordinary is the fact that she's been out for well over 72 hours.

Or at least she was out, until now. ]

Nn...

[ It's a little disorienting, waking up in

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[blorks]

Two hundred years. The buffalo and the talking cat joined forces and took over Paradisa. We're now their slaves, building a new set of pyramids just north of the Dead Zone in homage to their glorious reign.

Everyone gets dental now, though.

[supertorso]

[ She laughs a little at that. ]

Alright, dental is all well and good, but what about vision? I wear glasses sometimes.

[blorks]

They got a great eyecare facility too. I think you gotta go work in the slimepits fer a while ta earn it, but it's totally worth it.

[supertorso]

I don't know... slime and I have a bad history.

[clarklike]

[Sweet relief.]

Suspiciously long, if you ask me.

[supertorso]

That would be because there was a trip home involved.

Did you know we can get stiff necks if we're in one position too long? I didn't know that, but apparently it's true.

[clarklike]

I know the feeling. It surprised me when I found that out, too.

Any news from home?

[supertorso]

Lots and lots of news. I think. What was happening when I was here before...?

Oh, right! Bizarro World is safe and sound, albeit missing a chunk. I got some sense knocked into me by Bizarro Me, kinda. I joined the Justice League and started hanging out in Gotham some more. Cat Grant actually wrote something that wasn't complete vitriol which made Christmas at the farm even better. Bruce is back from the dead. Lois and I are... starting to patch things up since you're off walking America and I'm watching over Metropolis in your absence. Cadmus is apparently doing something with Kryptonian DNA and there's a new villain on the loose that's using a smartphone app to target young heroes.

I think those are the highlights of the past few months.

[knightprodigy]

Kara? [Thank GOD.]

Are you alright?

[supertorso]

Yeah, I'm fine. My neck's a bit stiff since I was out for a while, but I'm good.

[ She pauses and then realizes something. ] You! You knew I joined the League. And you didn't say anything!

[knightprodigy]

What, and ruin the surprise? Now why would I do that?

[supertorso]

[ That just makes her laugh. ] It's definitely a good surprise. As is most of what happened back home.

[autophoenix]

Not too long. Good morning?

[supertorso]

I think it's a little closer to evening, but thanks.

[autophoenix]

I didn't think "good evening" would get across the same sentiment. Are you at least feeling refreshed from your little mini-coma?

[supertorso]

It definitely wouldn't have been the right sentiment, but you could've done the fake accent. Like... good eeeeevening.

I'm feeling... out of sorts. But that's mostly because I took a trip home and the memories of that and then of this place aren't exactly all meshed yet.

/couldn't resist

[labexplodes]

[Well, you're OK, so that's good.

He'll just the shut the journal now.]