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[stone_em]

[It’s before 10am, early for Tony to be awake, but he couldn’t sleep, so he figured he might as well make the most of the day.]

Well this castle is definitely not as bad as I initially thought it was. [Tony’s satisfied grin is a mile wide.] I’d say it’s pretty fuckin' fantastic actually. [Tony Stonem is only ever happy when he has a girl wrapped

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dictated;

[daddyhost]

The Host Club is a place for princesses to be entertained by handsome and witty boys.

[stone_em]

Handsome and witty? Well I fit that description to a tee.

[daddyhost]

I am the judge of such things! While I know that I set an impossible standard to even come close to reaching, at least my hosts must attempt to meet my excellence.

[stone_em]

Don't get your panties in a bunch. Okay, so if I want to be one of these, uh, hosts, what do I do?

[daddyhost]

You must come and audition with the Host King -- me!

[stone_em]

What have I gotten myself into? Well then I guess we better get on this.

[daddyhost]

Come to the ballroom, I shall meet you there.

[stone_em]

Alrighty. [Tony puts on a fresh shirt and runs his fingers through his hair until it is perfectly tousled. Then he walks downstairs to the ballroom.]

[daddyhost]

[Tamaki is there, situated at exactly the right angle for the light to shine from golden hair and create a halo around his handsome face.]

You must be here for the audition.

[stone_em]

[Tony debates giving this odd fruity looking boy sass, but he decides this host thing might actually be entertaining, so he turns on the charm.]

Yes I am. Tony Stonem, pleasure to meet you. [He extends his hand.]

[daddyhost]

[Taking his hand and shaking it, Tamaki beams brightly. FINALLY SOMEONE WITH MANNERS.]

Tell me what you could bring to the position of a Host.

[stone_em]

Charming personality, stunning good looks... Ladies can't get enough of me. I'm the life of the party.

[daddyhost]

Do you believe, as is the heart of a true host, that all girls are princesses and should be treated as such?

[stone_em]

[Tony has to work not to snort aloud at this... This guy takes himself way too seriously.]

Of course. I know how to please a lady.

[daddyhost]

Then I shall allow you on a trial as a Trainee Host.

[stone_em]

[Gee willikers, that's just gosh darn exciting! Tony is bursting at the seams. But seriously, Tamaki is entertaining the crap out of him. Host club is going to be interesttting.]

Fantastic. When do we start?