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[sir_stabby]

[Guy wheels himself through the castle halls in his shiny new wheelchair (the last one having met an untimely demise after he threw it at someone during that "rave" - he's very sorry about that, by the way...) with a black messenger bag filled with random junk slung over his shoulder. He's just escaped... er, been released from the clinic after a

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[lady_maz]

[Marian, still in the clinic, hears his voice from her journal.]

Are you lost, Guy?

[lady_maz]

Scoundrel! Cur! [Marian yells, hitting back and doubling over with laughter as their swords bend, nearly gasping in pain but hiding it quickly; laughter is a good medicine.]

You shall never catch me, evil knight! I shall race you through the castle!

[She turns sharply and rolls towards the elevator.]

((OCC: Pick up your sword! :-D Fighting in a small elevator...))

[sir_stabby]

[Guy picks up his sword and points it at her dangerously (or at least as dangerously as a man wielding a foam rubber sword can point.)]

I accept your challenge! [He yells, smirking at her as he places the sword between his teeth.]

PUH-PAH OO I! [He mutters, his mouth full of foam. He then groans loudly, realizing he should've told her to "prepare to die" before putting the sword between his teeth. A battle cry never works if your mouth is full, Guy. He quickly reminds himself.

He shrugs, puts his hands on the wheels of the chair and propels himself forward as swifly as he can...]

[ooc: Sorry it took me so long to reply. LJ ate my post. :( ]

[lady_maz]

[Marian guffaws and rolls into the open elevator, seeing it close from the inside. Just when it looks like Guy isn't going to make it, she stops the doors and lets him in.]

GotCHA!! HA!! You are now trapped, Sir Guy!

[To prove it, her sword hits his head and makes a soft 'boing'.]

((OOC: No worries! I had to go to sleep. THAT is long.))

[sir_stabby]

[Elevators, he does not like. They feel like little metal boxes of doom and remind him a little too well of that tiny cage he'd been put into before. Worst of all, these cages have a tendency to move up an down at will, causing his stomach to bottom out every time he steps foot onto one. Unfortunately, though, at the moment, the elevator is a necessary evil, as wheelchairs do not travel up stairs...

Feeling the foam rubber make contact with his head, Guy groans, then points his nerf sword at Marian's throat.]

Ah...but there is something you do not know, Nightwatchman! A secret! [He says, smirking at her evilly.] You see...I am no longer right-handed! HA!

[Guy quickly tosses the foam rubber sword into his left-hand, brings it around and slaps Marian upside the head with a loud THWACK!!!]

[ooc: I just paraphrased the Princess Bride, didn't I? LOL! *facepalm*]

[lady_maz]

[Guy looks momentarily alarmed before he turns on his evil persona. Oh, that smirk! The memories... Before she has time to let her mind go that way, her head recieves a whompy blow.]

OUCH! ARGH!

[Marian grabs the tip of Guy's rubber sword and bends it upwards.]

Dry up, Gisborne, you great prune!!

((OCC: as a punishment, you'll get HP1!! Mwahahaha...))

[sir_stabby]

[Guy stares at her strangely, wondering what exactly a "prune" is and what exactly made him one. He make a quick mental note to visit the Castle's library to look it up, while he tries to wiggle his sword from her hand. However, her grasp is much too tight, and Guy quickly realizes it is hopeless.

He then grins at her mischievously, as a sudden and very naughty thought comes to his mind. This battle is far from over, he thinks, smirking.]

Of course, you know: THIS MEANS WAR!!!

[He roars at her, letting go of his sword and quickly jumping from his chair into hers. Guy lands on her lap, grinning from ear to ear as he begins to tickle her furiously all over.]

SAY UNCLE! [He bellows loudly, laughing all the while.]

[Suddenly, he hears a loud DING! He pauses his ticklish assault on the Nightwatchman, and notices the elevator door is slowly sliding open. In the hallway beyond, he catches sight of a sign on the Castle wall. It reads: Satis Tower, rooms 13 and 14.]

Where in the world are we now? [He asks.]

[ooc: BUGS BUNNY! ROFL!]

[lady_maz]

[When Guy has the audacity to land in her lap, Marian emits a rather unfeminine roar. It changes quickly to a desperate cry of laughter as he starts tickling her... EVERYWHERE! She gasps for air and couldn't say 'Uncle' even if she was ready to give in. She can't cry 'never' either, but just as she starts to pull herself together to tickle him back, there's a loud sound and Guy stops tickling her abruptly.]

Whhaa... wwwhhhaaaaa...

[She mearly gasps for air after the attack. He's also quite heavy, so she debates whether she should shock him by pushing him down on the floor. No. She can handle having Guy in her lap. It's quite nice.]

The... Sa... tis... Tow... wer...

[She wheezes.]

Tow-tower of con... tent... How... appro... appro... fittn'.

[That is all she can muster.]

[sir_stabby]

[Guy pushes himself out of Marian's lap and back into his own chair. He then picks up his nerf sword and places it behind his back. Wheeling himself over to the door, he sticks his head out cautiously. There are two doors on either side of the tower - resident rooms, if the nameplates are any clue. The door on the left seems to belong to some woman; however, the door on the right...]

Marian! I found it! [He says, chuckling, as he catches sight of his name printed on the nameplate. He then beckons her out of the elevator, as he wheels over towards the door.] I wonder how my room got all the way up here, though?

[He sticks his key into the lock and wriggles it around. Hearing the door unlock, he opens it and wheels himself into his room. It looks exactly the same as he left it, which throws Guy for a bit of a loop. After all, this was a completely different room, in a completely different part of the castle. And yet, everything is perfect.

Guy sighs, and looks back at Marian.]

Er... would you like to come in?

[lady_maz]

[Marian breathes in relief when Guy leaves her knee. He's hot and heavy, that man. She rolls out of the elevator to see the name plate for herself. Sir Guy of Gisborne, it's indeed his room. Did castle magic bring them here? He's still happy as a child at Christmas, it's so strange to see him like that. Strange but nice.

He asks her to come in. Does she want to? She does.]

Uh, yes please...

[She rolls in and takes it all in. So. Guy. Even more Guy than his quarters back in Locksley or Nottingham Castle. Guy doesn't know that she had seen his quarters in the castle, she had sneaked in there more than once. Sometimes, she had just sat there, absorbing the atmosphere.

Here: black and golden yellow. And the most adorable stuffed wolf on his bed! Marian doesn't know about the concept of stuffed animals, but his wolf looks so cuddly and disarming that she laughs again, happily.]

It's so nice in here! And what a sweet wolf puppet!