0001 lab explodes ☢ recorded

[labexplodes]

[There's a new arrival in the castle everyone. He's mean. He's green...] Sprock. [And has a foul mouth. But then, a lot of people can't seem to cap the foul language in this place.] If this was another prank...

[Pealing his body from the floor, the new arrival - Querl Dox of Colu and the Legion of Super-Heroes - surveys his surroundings.] No. I

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[heliotroping]

I'm afraid this isn't a prank. This is an entirely different world.

[labexplodes]

[What the!

Querls whips around...too fast. And lands on his back with an oof. He scowls. Grumbling, he pushes himself from the floor and sits up, reaching behind to rub at his aching back. ow.

He looks to the journal, the source of the voice and several other voices.]

Quite obviously. [His tone is dry.]

[heliotroping]

This place is called Paradisa.

It's... a sentient magical castle.

[labexplodes]

Sentient. Magical. Castle.

[What. The. Sprock.]

[fightfurther]

It is not a prank.

[labexplodes]

No. Really?

[So much sarcasm.]

[fightfurther]

Really.

[labexplodes]

Sprock.

[impermissible]

This is the most elaborate prank in the world. And you're a part of it. Congratulations.

[labexplodes]

And who are you? Another slow-witted prisoner?

dictated forever :)

[reshaper]

Lightning Lad? I don't mean to be an echo, but they're right.

This place is way beyond pranking.

dictated forever and ever and ever

[labexplodes]

Really? Am I correct in my assumption that by the tone of this conversation, I am to expect this structure to do much worse?

[reshaper]

A lot worse.

You showed up during the calm after the storm.

[labexplodes]

The storm?

[supertorso]

[ That voice. She's heard it before. GIVE HER A MINUTE TO PLACE IT. ]

... You sound younger.

[labexplodes]

[wut?]

Kara?

[supertorso]

Hi.

Brainiac 5, right?

[labexplodes]

Yes.

You already know that, Kara.