Dave: Be a good citizen.

[hardonic]

attention dbags of the castle

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[peroxicide]

[ This face, Strider.

THIS FUCKING FACE. ]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hardonic]

yeah i know its pretty sick
once youre done picking your chin up from between your feet you can make one too
you could try to pretend youre as fly as me
it probably wouldnt be a total fucking waste of time

[peroxicide]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING SAY, STRIDER
THIS SHIT IS LIKE SOMEONE'S SHOVING THEIR NUBS INTO MY GOGDAMN EYEBALLS
THRUSTING LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO DIE FROM TERMINAL UGLINESS
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE
THIS IS FUCKING HIDEOUS

[hardonic]

looks like you dont got a sweaty fucks worth of art appreciation but thats cool kinda comes with the territory of a complete conksuck assbite
but if you cant appreciate this
seriously
this is like the lowest kind of human art you dont gotta be a fucking genius to figure out that gangstas where its at
shit man im a cranky doctor with a gimp leg sayin i dont think i can save you
better start prayin to your troll jegus cause im pretty much out

lkjasdf <3

[hardonic]

oh hey sup
its an early birthday present
surprise dude you actually look baller today

[hardonic]

well fuck you too egbert you should know by now that i fucking cough up diamonds every time i open my mouth so when it comes to coding its like rolling up in a benz with rims of fucking platinum
basically there was no way this couldnt be awesome
fools better recognize

[hardonic]

[:') yay bro is going to use it. I MEAN HE'D BETTER USE IT THAT LOSER SON OF A BITCH B(]

well fine i was gonna ask if you wanted me to make you look like a total pimp
since
i dont have any pictures of you
but what the fuck ever thats gay anyway

dictated;

[gothiphile]

What... is this?

[hardonic]

pretty much the best thing youve ever seen in your entire life dont even fucking lie

[gothiphile]

It's... hideous! Ugly! Not cute at all!

[hardonic]

uh hello there are motherfucking girly options right the fuck there in the program cause i know some people are too wussy to be gangster but they like hideous dressup apps
basically now theres an app for you go check
also now he looks like he rips people apart with his teeth and you dont get more real than that ok

[bro_codebreaker]

I'm just gonna throw this on up here. Give my clone the makeover he's always needed but been too afraid to ask for.

Because I'm just that kind of bro.

[hardonic]

i think weve already established that youre a pretty classy bro
but man do you got your clone shit handled
he looks hells of ballin
like he rides low
motherfucking limbo style
fucker better appreciate you keeping your eye on him man

[bro_codebreaker]

I'm pretty sure he does. We're tight enough that we don't need to say that kind of mushy crap, know what I mean?

[hardonic]

yeah i hear that
all im sayin is that you dont gotta drop props on a bro to know hes got a flow waitin to drop you below
the row of peeps who be trying to blow the meet and greet cause you pimpin them shorties and they cant compete
but you rollin too low to hit the murder of crows trying to decimate your beat when all they do is crumble when you unleash your rumble your rhythm and rhyme
so they better time their weak ass flow when they can take it when the heats on
while real grown ass gs top the charts like a pizza

[... q: why did he rap at you. a: because he could.]