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187 is the numeric code for murder used by law enforcement

Feb 22, 2011 19:20

[Crowley's getting a little bored of bedrest now, but as his face hasn't healed to a level where he's happy with being seen in public, he's settled for putting everything in his room the way it should be after Faye lovingly moved everything around while he was sleeping.

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ultimaverum February 22 2011, 21:17:35 UTC

[....wait no. Sorry]

Divorce is illegal... [WADE YOU SAID YOU WERE FIXING THIS LAKJLSKD]

onlyanapple February 22 2011, 21:35:43 UTC

[WADE LIIIIEEEED]

Completely and utterly. Trust me, I tried for over a year to get rid of the sodding thing.

ultimaverum February 22 2011, 21:47:05 UTC

[This is... a long silence...]

[And then... he slams his head into his desk as hard as he can]

[Fuck, now his head just hurts. Life is so awesome right now...]

onlyanapple February 22 2011, 21:50:33 UTC

Married to Deadpool for the rest of your time here.

...Actually I think I concede you might have done worse off than me.

ultimaverum February 22 2011, 22:01:03 UTC

[Muffled into arms]

If he comes anywhere near me with either of those things... [I will take him to the Dead Zone and murder him slowly... But that would mean he even sees him again, which is doubtful cause their awkward friendship is EXTRA AWKWARD all of a sudden. Heavy sigh... Crowley, help... what does he do now...]

onlyanapple February 22 2011, 22:10:33 UTC

[Wanting helpful advice from Crowley is a new low, man. A depressingly new low]

You can distract him with something shiny? Then all you have to do is run very fast in the other direction.

ultimaverum February 22 2011, 22:16:44 UTC

[He is permanently married. To Deadpool. Everything is an improvement after that... 8|]

He doesn't get tired... [...stupid healing factor]

onlyanapple February 22 2011, 22:36:53 UTC

[Everything in the WORLD]

Yes, I know. I was chained next to him for a week. Hence my sympathy.

ultimaverum February 22 2011, 22:53:15 UTC

[...he can chase him forever AHAHAHAHA--]

[Wait, when... would he have been chained up for a week...]

That... Oh. Is that how you met...? [That sounds horrible lksjf]

onlyanapple February 22 2011, 23:09:55 UTC

[Riful found them very tasty]

No, I've known him before then. That was the only time I was forced to be in his presence for more than fifteen minutes, though.

ultimaverum February 23 2011, 06:33:43 UTC

[...it's a good thing he's not thinking about that, it would depress him tremendously lkjsdf]

[Faint, amused hum. Probably sounds... unnecessarily fond now] It gets easier a few months in. Have to... build up the endurance for it first though...

onlyanapple February 23 2011, 13:21:51 UTC

That sounds like an awful lot of effort to me.

ultimaverum February 23 2011, 16:19:07 UTC

Not as much as you'd think... [Baww smiles to himself for a moment...]

[...and then returns to being annoyed] Not that I really had any plans to marry him. Ever.

onlyanapple February 23 2011, 17:32:10 UTC

I don't know, you sound pretty fond of him.

ultimaverum February 23 2011, 17:39:42 UTC

I've known him for awhile. [And he is in denial. But that is definitely not important right now 8|]

onlyanapple February 23 2011, 18:47:31 UTC

[Unbelieving tone is unbelieving]

Right, and just knowing him for a while can make you fond of him.

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