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[mouthiness]

[Backdated to this afternoon!!! After a long Valentines night, Deadpool is just getting his butt up. And by getting up I mean rolling over and groaning, accidentally smacking his journal open]

Oooh. Two minute hangovers are still just as bad as all day ones..l..

[He sits there for a minute, before he remembers why he drank so much. It was a

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[ultimaverum]

[.....you should definitely keep yelling like that, because then he'll wake up and then you'll have to deal with the awkward. As it is, he just kinda... rolls over and covers his face, thumb idly twisting his own ring around and around... Not awake... not yet anyway...]

[mouthiness]

[Oh, don't worry. He doesn't want you up!!! :| So he'll just be over here...Freaking out. Making lots of noise even if he's trying not to. Because hey, he's DEADPOOL.]

[ultimaverum]

[LKJSDF WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH, WADE. Well... if you're gonna be like that, it doesn't take him very long to wake up enough to roll back over and squint over at him]

[Why does he have a hangover... Why does he always end up in your bed with no idea what happened the night before... Why are you freaking out... What is going on...]

[mouthiness]

[Not paying attention, yelling at people over the journal too now!!! Sorry Q ): You always get woken up in bad ways when you spend the night with him]

Deadpool

[a_guardiandevil]

I'm not sure if the castle falls under my jurisdiction, Wade.

[He thinks about what Wade said for a minute or two.]

Did you marry a man? That sounds like something you might do.

Big Red

[mouthiness]

Oh! Of course! Yeah, I marry guy's all the time!
It wasn't my fault! It was his! And the castle's! Not mine!

Merc With The Mouth

[a_guardiandevil]

Relax, I'm just giving you a hard time.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that alcohol and those disgusting candy hearts were involved. Not sure how the castle handles marriages, but if it's anything like home, it'll be a pain in the ass to get annulled.

Big Red

[mouthiness]

I figured
[Matt he's cranky don't mess with him]

But it CAN get annulled, right?

[onlyanapple]

[Listening...listening...

Yup. Now he's laughing]

[mouthiness]

YOU! You shut up!

[onlyanapple]

No way, this is priceless.

You know you can't get divorced here, right?