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domeanthings in paradisa

Valentine's Day PSA

Feb 12, 2011 14:02

Morning, noobs. Unless you've been living under a rock, lost all sense of time, or just got here from some weird universe without holidays? You should know what's coming. And you should've been preparing yourselves already. But in case you haven't? We're taking pity on you.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and to anyone that got a sneak ( Read more... )

tex, kat s-320

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mal_addict February 12 2011, 20:14:09 UTC

[She's just staring at the journal in horror]

This sounds like a terrible holiday, why would anyone celebrate it at all?

domeanthings February 12 2011, 20:21:26 UTC

Because the card companies tell us to.

inmylight_comdr February 12 2011, 20:25:42 UTC

[Deadpan,] Great incentive, isn't it?

mal_addict February 13 2011, 00:40:08 UTC

The...card companies have some ruling in your lives?

[DOES NOT GET ;__;]

fired_once February 12 2011, 20:32:29 UTC

Solid advice. Let's hope it's not needed.

domeanthings February 12 2011, 20:34:37 UTC

It shouldn't be if you have any brains. But judging from a lot of the crap I've seen here? Most people don't.

[Like, say...Sister.]

inmylight_comdr February 12 2011, 20:38:51 UTC

Might as well share the knowledge to those who need it.

fired_once February 12 2011, 20:58:54 UTC

Well, knowing how this castle works... a lot of people are going to be needing it.

encryptedlock February 12 2011, 20:38:44 UTC

[He's listening with a grin on his face, though of course someone would have to be able to see under his helmet to prove that. Still, he sounds amused.]

But the real questions is, are you letting them know out of the kindness of your hearts? Or because you don't want to have some lovestruck idiots chasing you around all day?

domeanthings February 12 2011, 20:46:34 UTC

I'm letting them know so I don't have to deal with people being pissed at me later for getting shot at.

encryptedlock February 12 2011, 20:49:59 UTC

Right, I mean, you'd think people would have common sense? But I've been here way too long to have any faith in that.

I mean, at least you don't have to worry about eating Love Potion Number Nine.

domeanthings February 12 2011, 20:52:12 UTC

Caboose would.

And Sister would probably drink it, inhale it, or shoot it if you told her about it.

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sparkplasma February 12 2011, 21:12:18 UTC

[wait what no one told me i could get shot]

Just what kind of holiday is this...??

inmylight_comdr February 12 2011, 21:59:25 UTC

Just one of the more annoying ones.

sparkplasma February 12 2011, 22:06:53 UTC

I just heard it was a holiday celebrating love... why's it a combat situation all of a sudden?

inmylight_comdr February 12 2011, 22:36:07 UTC

Because not everyone appreciates being forced into it.

And haven't you heard? 'Love is a battlefield.'

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witchoftheweek February 13 2011, 00:25:21 UTC

So previously the castle turned people into Cupids, with all that entailed.