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[arakhnes]

[ there is a Spider-woman on the rooftop. she's curled up with her face in her arms and... not completely on the roof. she's clinging to the edge so that she's hanging horizontally, barely on the castle wall

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[daddyhost]

[Why is Tamaki on the roof, you might ask? The question that is better to ask would be; why is Tamaki anywhere?!

He just is.

Accept it.

Is that...]

[daddyhost]

El Much Queso?

[arakhnes]

[ DEPRESSION RUINED.

there's a splutter from over the roof edge and a Spider-woman peering over the ledge now ]

Spider-woman. Spi. Der. Wo. Man.

Damn you typos

[daddyhost]

It is you, princess~!

those bastards

[arakhnes]

[ JERKS HEAD BACK.

OH FUCK ]

Uh, excuse me? I think your princess is in another castle.

[daddyhost]

I would recognise that angelic voice anywhere!

[arakhnes]

Talking kind of crazy, you know.

[ oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ]

[daddyhost]

[Leaaaans down to smile in her face.]

Even a mask cannot hide your beauty from my eyes.

[arakhnes]

[ just... slowly sinking down behind that ledge here ]

You are crazy. I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about.

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[daddyhost]

[Not thinking this through at all, he leans further out to keep smiling and reassure her.]

[daddyhost]

[...uh oh... too far...]

[daddyhost]

[PLEASE CATCH HIM PRINCESS!]

ARRRRGGGHHHH!

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[arakhnes]

[ JFKLSDJKLJALKAJSKLSJASJKL ]

Hey!

[arakhnes]

[ SFKSAFJSKL REACHING OUT and dropping from the wall to fall after him, snagging him by the collar, and throwing other hand and feet out to cling to wall, stopping immediately... and just... holding onto him by his shirt ]

You idiot! Have you gone nuts!?

[daddyhost]

Y-You saved me, princess...

[arakhnes]

Well, yeah! It's what I do!

I'm a hero, not a princess.

[ climbing up that wall now ]