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[my_six_hearts]

[the strange katamari spell breaks abruptly, as the Weighted Companion Cube reaches the bottom of the staircase and hits the lobby floor. All at once, everything unsticks--objects sent flying and haphazardly tumbling--and the music ends, the Cube landing atop a giant pile of JUNK.

A few things rustle and free themselves, wandering off through the

Comments

[tomatoandbasil]

[Alleyne looks over. What the crap is this cube, where did it come from, and how is it managing to communicate? This has to be her most bizarre encounter yet.

She's just gonna crouch next to you and stare.]

What devilish device are you?

[tomatoandbasil]

I would say it would be.

So, tell me, how do you function? I have to admit I'm rather curious.

[my_six_hearts]

does the Weighted Companion Cube function?
does function imply action?

The Weighted Companion Cube cannot move.

[tomatoandbasil]

Yes, function would imply action or speaking.

I wonder who or what made you.

[my_six_hearts]

the Weighted Companion Cube cannot move
the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak

I was built for the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center.