-58- All This Useless Beauty

[luckyvalentine]

[the journal falls open to a loud rattling sound and a small crunch of metal, accompanied by blaring Queen. Guess where Faye is!]

[an obviously drunken titter] --Oops.

[she shuts off the engine and hops out to sit on the slightly dented hood, taking her journal with her]

Oh well. He deserves it. Honestly... [a dramatic sigh] They all deserve it. And

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1/idk I'll tell you when I'm done

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is well used to being in tune to the sounds of Queen. This is because nine times out of ten, it means someone is messing about with his car]

[onlyanapple]

[And the crashing sounds make it even clearly that som...

That was Faye]

[onlyanapple]

[Drunk Faye

And she's STOLEN his car. And from the sounds of it, wrecked it]

[onlyanapple]

[Bollocks. This meant he had to go where she was to deal with this problem, before she destroyed it MORE]

[notjamesbond]

Hey! A-are you alright?

[And there's this guy running up since he heard the crash. Newt to the rescue! Which is not really a good thing, seeing as how he makes electronic things explode whenever he's nearby them.]

You weren't hurt in the crash, were you?

[luckyvalentine]

[wobbling her way over to sit on the hood now, she glances over her shoulder when she hears a voice. Immediately, it's pretty easily seen that there is a bruise on her mouth, along with a split lip, but whether he can tell that it's a day old and not from the crash is up in the air]

Hmm? Oh... ha. I've crashed in way worse things than some stupid car.

[notjamesbond]

[Oh dear, a bruise and a split lip? That isn't good.]

Yes, but you look hurt...we should get you some first aid or a doctor. You could've gotten a concussion, you know.

[luckyvalentine]

[hoisting herself up to sit on the hood. Whoa... a little unsteady, there. Probably isn't helping the head-injury theory]

[sulkily] Not like anyone would care if I did.

[assombris]

[ good music but damn, what the hell happened here? kate would be more concerned if she wasn't all... angry no thanks to eris. SOB FAYE. ]

[luckyvalentine]

[don't mind her. Just a drunken battered girl, crashin' into a tree and hatin' on men.]

[assombris]

What happened here?

[ since she looks A-okay. ]

[luckyvalentine]

[while ineffectively trying to reapply makeup over the nasty bruise on her face]

There's something wrong with his car.

[obviously.]

over the journals

[pullsheavendown]

Who deserves what?

[luckyvalentine]

Men. ...Boys.

[pullsheavendown]

Hey, I'm a boy.

[luckyvalentine]

Are you a self-serving jerk?

[sorry, Roxas. ...She's pretty drunk]

[mouthiness]

Hey, not everyone doesn't know how to treat a girl

[luckyvalentine]

Ha. I'll believe that when I see it.