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[my_six_hearts]

[there is one person who is completely uninvolved and unaware of all of the recent Isis-related drama-- though, calling it a 'person' is probably a bit of a stretch. The Weighted Companion Cube is currently in the lobby, propped against an arm chair... and it can't even begin to care about the plight of everyone else in the castle, because it is

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[master_zelkova]

[Herp-a-derp derp. Have a Zelkova skipping about the halls. He's taken to including the lobby in his daily walking route, because so many interesting things tend to happen here. When he spots the Weighted Katamari Cube, he's overcome with curiosity, so he walks over to check it out.]

Hmm...now this is interesting. [He looks it over, seeing the cube at the core of all the junk.] Quite a predicament you've found yourself in, if I say so myself...

[His eyes glaze over a bit, as he is taken by the irresistible urge to roll the large ball of junk. He hears the music in his head, and begins to hum it as he puts his hands against the side of the ball of clutter, and begins to push, hoping to get some momentum in the open space of the lobby.]

[my_six_hearts]

[have a muffled electronic voice speaking from somewhere within!]

another one
why is there another one

why do they
what is it about the Weighted Companion Cube that makes them want to roll

into junk

[master_zelkova]

[Zelkova doesn't stop rolling, but the voice from within the cube o' junk catches his attention.]

You know...I'm not entirely sure! It isn't your shape, because cubes are not very good for rolling. Do object normally stick to you as they are now?

[Yup, Zelkova spoke to the cube. The inanimate weighted companion cube. He's an odd duck, that AI.]

[my_six_hearts]

[enough people talk back to it in this crazy place that the Cube is almost used to it by now]

Objects do not normally stick to my surface

except tape
and stickers

[oh and HEY... there appears to be a dude with sunglasses in your path now, whether you notice or not, friend]

[my_six_hearts]

[hey, someone came within the vicinity and hasn't started pushing it yet! it's a miracle! The robotic voice cannot portray emotion, but something about the mostly-hidden Cube seems relieved]

they are not pushing me

I am so glad

[my_six_hearts]

[naaaa na na na na nananaaa...]

I am here. in here. in the middle of all these things.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley's wandering a wander when he sees...

Oh no. Not that thing again.

Watch him try to run]

[my_six_hearts]

[watch out, man! Someone has started rolling the thing toward you!]

[my_six_hearts]

[one little touch is all the Katamari Cube needs to dislodge from where it is propped against the chair!

Italy! Look what you've done! This big ball of junk is now slowly rolling across the room and beginning to gain speed!]

[my_six_hearts]

[whoops! There goes a small endtable, sticking right to it and throwing off its center of gravity. And now there is a muffled robotic voice coming from somewhere inside!]

oh no

another thing. so many things are stuck to me.

[no_bloody_lord]

What in the Light?

[he has to stop to look at the jumble of junk. He can't help it. In fact, he feels the need to come closer, peering curiously at the random tangle of objects] How are all these things staying on?

[he prods lightly at one of the sticking objects, trying to see if it'll come off. When it doesn't? Well... it only seems logical to give the cube a bigger push to see if that does anything.

Obviously, this experiment can't end until he's figured out...something]

[my_six_hearts]

[with that push, the poor thing starts rolling!]

another one

I don't understand why they keep pushing me

[no_bloody_lord]

[wha-]

You talk?!

[not that it keeps him from rolling it. Somehow, he can't seem to stop]

[my_six_hearts]

[are you enjoying that music there, Mat?]

The Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.