-56- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

[luckyvalentine]

Goodness! A girl leaves on one little vacation, and the place goes to hell.
[don't let her fool you-- she was a cat.]  I guess that makes me lucky.

[a very pointed pause, then] ...I'm fine, by the way-- to everyone who was so concerned about where I've been. I wasn't kidnapped or anything, thanks for asking.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Considering your tendency to piss off in your spaceship, I was planning on waiting a month before I got concerned.

[luckyvalentine]

My spaceship is still wrecked.

[if you cared, you would have noticed, you jerk]

[onlyanapple]

It is? Remind me to fix that.

So, where were you, if you insist on us asking.

[luckyvalentine]

...You can fix it when it's smashed up that bad??

[gottaknockhard]

[... yeah, he wasn't worried at all.]

I guess I need to take your name off the memorial.

[luckyvalentine]

[she sounds especially annoyed with YOU, mister! Not only didn't you care that she was missing, but you're not very nice to hungry animals!]

Ha ha, Spike. This is all so funny. I could have been off hurt somewhere, while you were sitting around cleaning your gun.

[take that...however you want...?]

[gottaknockhard]

[Be glad she didn't turn into something he'd eat; never know when he'll go on another hunting kick ... that would have been awkward.]

I did more than sit around.

[luckyvalentine]

[she'll count her blessings, then. In the meantime though, she's sighing in annoyance]

This is great. So glad to know I can count on you.

[as if he'd ever really given her a reason to]

[icarustattoo]

You could've thought to bring someone with you, you know.

[luckyvalentine]

[oho, hey there, friend]

And who would I have brought with?

[icarustattoo]

[sup lady?]

I dunno. Somebody you wouldn't mind spending time with.

[luckyvalentine]

All my friends are losers.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Lucky you, honey - you missed the insanity.

[she sounds a little tired under that smile, though]

[luckyvalentine]

[she's going to pretend like she doesn't hear that undertone. Pretending everything is alright is the quickest way to make it better, right?]

I've had enough of it for a while. Sounds like it was really some party.

[f_ck_your_fish]

If by party you mean fuckin' massacre. [she sounds utterly disgusted]

Hey, I haven't gone out in a while. You up for it?

[luckyvalentine]

[she winces a little at that recap]

Always.

[jammin_with_ed]

But you weren't ooooooon vacation, Faye-Faye! You were an itty bitty kitty cat!

[What was that about not telling people?]

[luckyvalentine]

Shut up, Ed!

[jammin_with_ed]

What's the matter, Faye-Faye?

Edward

[luckyvalentine]

[throws up a filter]

Okay. Let's get something clear.

If I ever get turned into something, or changed, or whatever... keep your voice down about it!