Comments | paradisa: 005- Gabriel's sensitive as always

painhumbles in paradisa

005- Gabriel's sensitive as always

Jan 25, 2011 00:59

Okay. Isis is officially going down in the Burn Book- take notes, God Squad. And if one of my ex-girlfriends shows up here again? Just tell 'em I'm not home. I'm so over rekindling old flames. It never goes well for anyone.

[Yes, that's pretty much all he has to say. What? Sam always dies. Why is everyone shocked... And he didn't know those other ( Read more... )

gabriel (the trickster)

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autophoenix January 25 2011, 07:04:16 UTC

I'm sorry if some of us have bigger problems to deal with than warning you about your Seven Evil Exes.

painhumbles January 25 2011, 07:07:39 UTC

There's a few more than seven of 'em, princess, but don't worry. When the list goes out for likely candidates to take them down? You won't be on it.

autophoenix January 25 2011, 07:15:42 UTC

I would never want to help you anyway. What possible reason could I have to? You don't care about the rest of this castle, why should we help you with your problems?

painhumbles January 25 2011, 07:19:06 UTC

I care! I care by showing absolutely no feelings whatsoever. See? One less person panicking in the streets every time the castle gets on the rag.

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hard_talker January 25 2011, 07:13:15 UTC

God Squad? Is that really the best thing you could come up with?

[he heckles out of love, man]

painhumbles January 25 2011, 07:17:33 UTC

If I called them anything less straight-forward? They wouldn't know I was talking to 'em. Not as bright a bunch as the poker gang I'm used to, but they'll do in a pinch.

[BROFIST]

hard_talker January 25 2011, 15:30:53 UTC

We get by with a little help from our friends, is that it?

painhumbles January 25 2011, 18:59:29 UTC

It's closer to "Helter Skelter" with that bunch, but at least the gods here aren't eating anyone. I can actually go to a buffet without having to worry if I've met the main course.

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bogusmagic January 25 2011, 07:16:00 UTC

[Marvel as Yuki contemplates... not responding to that filter. :D;]

painhumbles January 25 2011, 07:19:59 UTC

[YUKI. YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, YUKI. HE'LL JUST FIND YOU AND-

...Oh wait. He can't teleport anymore.

....You have to read sometime. :|]

Gabriel bogusmagic January 25 2011, 07:21:54 UTC

[SSSSIGH she wouldn't put it past him to try and make her life difficult.]

What?

Yuki painhumbles January 25 2011, 07:24:06 UTC

[Deadpan]The food in the cafeteria. I mean what is totally up with that?

[Dead serious]

Kid, we both know you're not stupid. Have you done anything else you shouldn't be able to do here lately?

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enjoythe_ride January 25 2011, 12:26:21 UTC

[she too is aware of the whole Sam dying frequently thing, but ... she can troll Gabriel a little anyway]

Is there a book we should use? Maybe put up a list somewhere we can check off?

[of course, if one of them were to show up ... Bela would be ever so helpful and point her in his direction anyway. she's a peach like that.]

painhumbles January 25 2011, 19:04:17 UTC

My little black book looks like a mythology textbook. Just go with your gut.

enjoythe_ride January 25 2011, 22:22:01 UTC

Mmmm. So if I see someone of a deity caliber, I should make sure to tell them not to go to room 406.

Were males excluded from these escapades of yours, or were you ... fully immersed in the lifestyle?

painhumbles January 26 2011, 05:43:05 UTC

Oh come on. Give me some credit here. I do have some standards.

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onlyanapple January 25 2011, 16:51:30 UTC

Shall I tell them you've moved to Cleveland?

painhumbles January 25 2011, 19:06:24 UTC

That depends, Crowley. Is the address to Cleavland "4450 My Room?"

[HE KNOWS YOU, BRO.]

onlyanapple January 25 2011, 19:50:01 UTC

Now you mention it, funnily enough it is.

Crazy old world, huh?

painhumbles January 25 2011, 19:58:21 UTC

Almost funny how that works out.

So where you were you when the one-woman Plague of Egypt was on the rag?

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