four. ➛ I'm fine but a day behind [dictated]

[toughest]

Tweet tweet. Very fucking funny, castle. Ha ha.

Fine, you win. I'll do the damn dishes next time. Not a word, Stephanie.

But hey, at least I'm back to normal in time for monsters! Did someone try poking that thing with a stick yet? Please say no, so I can go do that.

Comments

[assombris]

Heard someone already shot at it. Didn't do much.

[toughest]

Shot? Really? And it did nothing. Bummer, I just found the best stick too.

Someone should try explosives.

[assombris]

Look outside your window.

[ and see the beautiful mess that is trying to stop that... thing... ]

[toughest]

Technically I'm not inside but- [There's some rustling, a pause, and then a low whistle.]

Now someone should try explosives.

[wornbright]

You were a bird?

Hee... cute.

[toughest]

Yes. It wasn't cute, it was annoying.

[wornbright]

[ trying to contain her laughter ]

I can't imagine it being terrible. Birds are nice -- plus you probably got to fly?

[toughest]

I was tiny and useless and people wanted to feed me bugs. Bugs, Uru.