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[sneakingly]

[Parker opens her journal and...

THIS SOUND. IS VERY LOUD.

Time for some derpy giggling!]

Woo! Yeah! Okay! Someone is spreading the happy because BOY do I feel drunk off it.

[Her glass of milk spills, and a little bit soaks the corner of the journal page.]

Woopsie...

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[doublehats]

[MY SENSITIVE REINDEER EARS. OW. OW]

[doublehats]

[TIME TO KICK THIS JOURNAL'S ASS-- ...]

It's melting.

[sneakingly]

What. What's melting? [looking around like this thing can somehow see into her room]

[doublehats]

[wishing up a stick to poke at his journal]

Pages. ...'s gross.

[madetothwart]

O-OH... My word, miss.

[sneakingly]

[She blows it again for good measure!]

You can say that again.

[madetothwart]

Good grief, you have quite the set of lungs on you, if I may say so.

[sneakingly]

Thanks! I think.

Do you want a party horn? I have more...

[thatsmy_niche]

[.......a pause before laughter. Maybe a little tipsy sounding]

Girl...you drunk?

[sneakingly]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

No! No. All I had was milk.

[She drags the spilled milk across the page with her finger.]

See?

[thatsmy_niche]

[more laughter]

You ARE. And all I've had is orange soda, your point?

[sneakingly]

My POINT. Is that I would KNOW. If I was drunk. You can't get drunk off of milk. There is zero alcohol content.

[...snickering]

[echivoc]

[he WAS going to shut the journal, but the voice that comes after that annoying sound...]

Parker.

[sneakingly]

CROSS!

[...she's a bit excited to hear from him.]

[echivoc]

["a bit" would be an understatement]

Just milk, eh?

[sneakingly]

JUST milk. I swore. Swear. It tastes delicious. There is more, too.