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[forgedinbattle]

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[newgothamoracle]

[have an amused Barbara carrying a bag of cracked corn] Aren't you cold out here?

[forgedinbattle]

It's not that bad.

[Don't even question it, Babs. Next you'll be asking why she wears armor that only covers half her body!]

[newgothamoracle]

[SHE'S WONDERED, but then her agents think proper body armour equals trenchcoats]

[but she just raises her eyebrows and shakes her head as she directs her chair to the pond]

Want to help me feed the ducks?

Xena feeding ducks- yet another hilarious mental image.

[forgedinbattle]

[She'd probably say something about not being weighed down and/or the distraction value. But then her canon is not great on logic.

Only because it's you, Barbara. She gets up and wanders over.]

...sure.

[eatshootsnleves]

Never. Can I still get a date?

[forgedinbattle]

[Laughs]

Sure. Why not?

[She's actually much more comfortable with this than the bidding anyway. Comes with being from a time when slavery actually existed.]

[eatshootsnleves]

[And he's always done so well with the direct approach.]

Friday. Dinner. Unless your high bidder's got something to say about that.

[forgedinbattle]

Haven't heard from her yet, but I'm sure we'll work something out. I've got nothing but time around here.

[Yes, "her." It's a friendship thing...not that Xena would mind if it weren't. He also might want to mention if she should wear something other than armor because LOL what is casual dress?]

Xena

[likethetragedy]

About what? Because if this is about the auction I stole that from Wade so no one else could.

You can still go out with him if you want. It was rightfully his.

Elektra

[forgedinbattle]

[Ah, it's good to know you've got her back, Elektra.]

Sure. But that doesn't mean we can't spend some time together. [See! She's getting better at this socializing thing.]

Xena

[likethetragedy]

[Grecian girls have to look out for each other. Elektra grins.]

Alright then. Have you tried dinner and a movie since you got here?

Elektra

[forgedinbattle]

"Movie?"

[That would be a no.]

Xena

[oftheforsaken]

[...nng.]

Very well.

Sylvanas

[forgedinbattle]

[This is what you get for being interesting and mysterious. Unlike most of the others, she's not even sure why you bid.]

Seriously, I owe you one. Someone from home was bidding-the one who signed me up in the first place-and I never would have heard the end of it if he'd won.

He's got enough entitlement issues as it is.

[So thanks for driving up the price and demonstrating quite nicely that she's not completely without allies.]

Xena

[oftheforsaken]

[her bidding was not without ulterior motives, but now you will never know! mwahaha... maybe.]

I was not aware of that fact. Though, for your sake, it is fortunate you are without being obligated to him.

Sylvanas; YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT

[forgedinbattle]

[See, that's making her more mysterious and therefor, more interesting.]

I wouldn't have considered myself obligated to him anyway. But once Ares gets something into his thick skull, it's hard to knock it out.

Xena - I am so late D:

[mouthiness]

Elektra is a traitor. But I would, of course, love to keep talking with you for as long as you'll listen.

Deadpool-it's totally cool

[forgedinbattle]

[Still kind of doesn't know what to call him. Pick a name, bro. You have too many.]

Don't be too hard on her. I'd hate to be responsible for breaking up an alliance.

Xena

[mouthiness]

[It's only two names!]

I'll just have to pay her back by annoying the hell out of her. It's only fair, I think.

Deadpool

[forgedinbattle]

[She will understand the secret identity thing...someday.]

Something tells me you're good at that. [Teasing.]