Comments | paradisa: one shot

as_if_whatever in paradisa

one shot

Nov 18, 2010 19:56

[A loud thud resounds over the journal, followed by a few noises that sound as though someone might be kicking and punching various pieces of furniture and quite possibly the wall.

Soon, the owner of this particular journal starts shouting.]

Where the hell am I? What's going on? And where'd that Keyblade guy go??

This is freaking ridiculous ( Read more... )

xigbar

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waterproofed November 19 2010, 02:00:54 UTC

Keyblade? [dude what is with that weapon?]

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:29:14 UTC

Yeah. Keyblade. It's a key. That's a blade.

waterproofed November 19 2010, 02:33:09 UTC

Well, d'uh. I knew that already.

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:34:51 UTC

Huh? How'd you know that?

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pullsheavendown November 19 2010, 02:05:48 UTC

Keyb-[waitWAITwait he knows that voice]

Xigbar?!

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:30:49 UTC

Huh? Dude, what the heck is a Xigbar?

pullsheavendown November 19 2010, 02:32:06 UTC

What do you mean? You are. Don't you recognize my voice? It's me, Roxas.

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:34:21 UTC

I don't know anybody named Roxas, kid. You must have me confused with some other guy who has awesome good looks and super sharpshooting skills.

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airflairs November 19 2010, 02:22:28 UTC

Keyblade guy? Which one? How do you know about the keyblade?

[ O___O TERRA??? ]

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:32:32 UTC

Fought a guy who had a keyblade. Uh... kind of hard to remember it all now for some reason... How do you know about the keyblade? Who are you? You sound like a kid.

airflairs November 19 2010, 02:35:18 UTC

I'm-my name's Ventus. But that guy you fought! The one with the keyblade? Can you remember his name? What did he look like?

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 02:40:57 UTC

Uhh...

[Scuffling, a creaking noise. He may or may not have just flopped into the hammock that's in his room.]

Tall guy. Pointy hair. Look, I don't really remember too much. I don't even know why he was fighting me. I just know I fought this guy, he had a keyblade, and he beat the snot out of me. Stupid keyblades.

...wait, Ventus? Why does that ring a bell?

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[1/2] givingchase November 19 2010, 04:06:21 UTC

[

oh.
mother
fuck.]

[2/2] givingchase November 19 2010, 04:07:20 UTC

I- You!?

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 04:11:05 UTC

What??
Somebody else who thinks they know who I am??

givingchase November 19 2010, 04:15:00 UTC

[ENOUGH TO BE WARY... THANKS] ... Maybe. What's your name?

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SOB HTML nostray November 19 2010, 15:11:57 UTC

[ohhey another poor abducted fucker]

Least yer ass don't ache like y'sat on a porcupine.

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 19:09:05 UTC

This is true! Should I even ask, dude?

nostray November 19 2010, 19:35:31 UTC

No.

Y'shouldn't.

... jus' be grateful.

as_if_whatever November 19 2010, 19:55:29 UTC

Man. Duly noted.

[Snicker snicker.]

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