[002] PSA
[This world was so... so very strange, if only for the differences in his family and the new future he was supposed to accept as truth. It would take a long time to work through that information, to process it and deal with the tearing grief and second-hand guilt that went hand-in-hand with it.
But until then, he had a more important task - Abel. His brother had to see Cain was still the man he remembered. The genial, pleasant derp Major who could make friends with a stone... and no time like the present to begin, so perhaps it was time for a few filters.]
[Filter: Miss Sforza] I hear you'd like to have dinner with me, Miss Sforza. I'm flattered; but then, anyone who has had to deal with Abel all this time can't be blamed for wanting a break.
[Filter: Sora] You know, I've always wanted a nephew! Someone to spoil and play games with... [Oh, what a lie.]
[Anyone who greeted him when he arrived] I would like to apologize for my behaviour on arrival, I hope you understand it was simply a shock and you can forgive my rudeness. I look forward to meeting you all on a more pleasant note... I'm sure you all have interesting stories about my brother? I'm dying to hear them!
[/End of filters]
[Filters done, he both dictated and wrote the following PSA to the whole castle.]
Attention, please!
As of this moment, Abel Nightroad has been forbidden from any sweet foods. This includes, but is not limited to:
Sweets, chocolate, cake, cream, flapjack, muffins, doughnuts, fudge, toffee, chocolate spread, frosting, marzipan, nougat, pancakes, syrup, waffles and sugar-coated cereals.
Please don't give him any of those items, and if you see him with them, you are more than welcome to confiscate them.
Thank you for your co-operation~!
But until then, he had a more important task - Abel. His brother had to see Cain was still the man he remembered. The genial, pleasant derp Major who could make friends with a stone... and no time like the present to begin, so perhaps it was time for a few filters.]
[Filter: Miss Sforza] I hear you'd like to have dinner with me, Miss Sforza. I'm flattered; but then, anyone who has had to deal with Abel all this time can't be blamed for wanting a break.
[Filter: Sora] You know, I've always wanted a nephew! Someone to spoil and play games with... [Oh, what a lie.]
[Anyone who greeted him when he arrived] I would like to apologize for my behaviour on arrival, I hope you understand it was simply a shock and you can forgive my rudeness. I look forward to meeting you all on a more pleasant note... I'm sure you all have interesting stories about my brother? I'm dying to hear them!
[/End of filters]
[Filters done, he both dictated and wrote the following PSA to the whole castle.]
Attention, please!
As of this moment, Abel Nightroad has been forbidden from any sweet foods. This includes, but is not limited to:
Sweets, chocolate, cake, cream, flapjack, muffins, doughnuts, fudge, toffee, chocolate spread, frosting, marzipan, nougat, pancakes, syrup, waffles and sugar-coated cereals.
Please don't give him any of those items, and if you see him with them, you are more than welcome to confiscate them.
Thank you for your co-operation~!