HURR DURRRR

Nov 03, 2010 19:35

[ Lambdadelta gives a loud clap ] Citizens of Paradisa!

Tell me, are you enjoying our rather fresh start of another month? I hope you aren't all still moping at that whole 'Day of the Dead' nonsense. Seems like the majority took it as almost a slap to the face. Tt, I guess you're all too lazy or stuu~upid to brush up on your holidays! Aha! But, he-y, let me fill you in on something I managed to piece together while you all were wallowing within your self-pity. I've been keeping an out on any sort of strange activity, castle-wise, ever since our last uneventful month.

Oh-hoh! Aren't I just so hard-working? Not only that; I'm also «helpful», «cute», and «cooperative»! So let me tell you about my findings, okay? I promise you all, it's really good! So leave it to the perfect Lambdadelta-chama and listen up! I won't be repeating myself.

A good few of you might be taking sudden trips very soon. Those chosen will end up in a place against their wishes. On the first evening, three will vanish. On the next day, another three will find themselves lost. And on the third day, three will find themselves just south of the grave of spiders.

How about that, Paradisa? That's nine people in a span of three days. Absolutely no lies either! [ giggle ] Just look at all that Red Truth I've just now given you! Truth that I've worked so hard to find, even! That's more than enough to work with, don't you think?

Oh, and allow me make a few things clear ahead of time. I certainly don't want you all to start pointing fingers at the 'most suspicious' and then go about slandering their names, okay? Especially mine! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

The following events that will take place these coming days, they are no way my doing nor am I a part of whatever force behind it. I am merely sharing my discoveries and decided to give you all a warning.

Seeeeeeee? Aren't I just generous? Kyahahahahahhahahaa!!

Be grateful that the Witch of Certainty, out of the kindness of her heart, is looking out for each and every single one of you! Aha!~ Though, it's not my job to put a stop to whatever it is that's going to happen next. I don't want to hear any complaining of how I should do something or take action instead of running my mouth!

Just be glad I've given you all some time to prepare. I could have chosen to keep this sort of information to myself, you know! Ufufufufufu~

[ ooc: HI. The RED TEXT looks something like this. YES, IT TURNS EVERYTHING RED. FFFF and she's said all that she needed to say! hurp durp. also.... mod approved ]

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