#006

[sonoflothar]

[This is unacceptable.

Turalyon woke up today to find himself in a horrible costume. One that won't come off, no matter what he tries. He's also locked out of his room, and staring through the eyeholes in his costume at his unopenable door and trying to flip through his journal with his large, unwieldy hands. No, this is not good....The castle's

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[nogooddeeds]

[Would it make you feel better that there was a green witch hanging out at the end of the hallway staring at you?]

[sonoflothar]

[Not. Particularly. But he definitely assumes she's so green because of the castle.]

...This wasn't my idea.

[nogooddeeds]

What...are you? [How do you ask that without sounding like a bitch?]

[sonoflothar]

Human. Underneath this... thing.

[And then the eye pops off of it, attached to the suit by a spring. Yes, it's very poorly constructed.]

[arrowonthewind]

[sup baby, have your elf-wife strolling down the corridor. She is suddenly in a good mood today, and has decided to forgive you for that whole neglecting to tell her that her sister is alive and also here thing, but ...

... uhh ...

Just ... stops and stares.]

[sonoflothar]

[Well, see, that depends on your definition of 'alive'-

Okay, here and now. He notices someone approaching and slowly lumbers his body so he can look and- oh no. Not now. Why NOW?

And then the suit's vocalizer makes the noise.]

Ararrgurglegurglegrrr!

[arrowonthewind]

[FFFHOLY SHIT, JUMPS BACK. Still staring ...

... and then she does this crazy, totally insane thing that might terrify someone who's spent more than ten minutes with her. She just doubles over with laughter.

She's pointing at him ... and laughing ... and trying to speak but oh god, can't ... stop laughing ...]

[sonoflothar]

[...This is the weirdest day. THE WEIRDEST DAY. She's laughing and it's at him and ffffffffffffffff. And the odds of someone other than her pet human being outside his door, dressed as a critter from their home world are so astronomically low that he has zero expectations of her not realizing who it is in this abomination.

The entire scenario is just so bizarre and inexplicable that- yes, Alleria isn't the only one here laughing it up.]

[setmyalarm]

[Yeah... Another green person staring at you. Because really. What IS that...]

[sonoflothar]

[...........YOU ARE UNDEAD. But so are a lot of people here, so best not to just jump to conclusions. Yet.]

...Hello.