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leadhisarmy in paradisa

the second seal ✝ voice

Oct 24, 2010 18:09

Well, this is festive. Somewhere in Hell, Samhain is spinning in his shallow grave.

( gabriel )

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painhumbles October 25 2010, 07:03:55 UTC

[There... Might be really loud snoring come from Gabriel's room. This may or may not be because LOL HUMAN BODIES REQUIRE SLEEP and he... Hasn't been doing that.

So Ruby gets treated to the wonderful song styling of SNORE, SNORE... SCRAMBLETHUD.

And now there's a former archangel at the door, trying to look like he didn't just faceplant randomly.]

We could, but what would the neighbors think? [Eyebrow.

...Yes. He just... Make your pow-wow into something dirty. Score one for Gabriel. Maybe he was having a nice dream... Y'know. His first one ever.

room filter! painhumbles October 30 2010, 17:34:27 UTC

[Gabriel quirks an eyebrow, but that's... About all she's getting in that regard. Stupid sexy blonde chick.

He hangs back for a moment, tilting back in his chair and hooking his feet under the table for balance. Yep. He's totally a productive member of society right now.]

Wouldn't've pegged you for the sexy librarian type.

room filter! leadhisarmy October 30 2010, 22:08:28 UTC

They could build monuments with what you don't know about me, Gabriel. [ She rolls her eyes a little, smirking briefly before gathering up a more neutral look and turning to look at him over her shoulder. ] You want the truth? Usually, I prefer a more hands-on approach. But, when that's not available ... well, you gotta make some sacrifices.

room filter! painhumbles October 31 2010, 04:41:29 UTC

And if I had my groove back, that monument would be the size of my finger. What's your point?

[He slides off the chair and walks over, wishing he could just get in her way and psych her out. That's always so much more fun. He'll settle for sauntering and leaning against the bookshelf.]

What's the hand's on approach? [...He's genuinely interested. Look, he's Tim Gunn in this scenario. If there's some way to jumpstart his battery without trawling through books full of shit he already knows, HE WILL MAKE IT WORK.]

room filter! leadhisarmy October 31 2010, 05:16:38 UTC

Trust me, you don't wanna know. I doubt it would even work on you, hence the literature. Different kind of mojo entirely.

room filter! painhumbles November 1 2010, 06:35:28 UTC

[SEE, NOW YOU GOT HIM CURIOUS. Insert eyebrow action here.]

Did Frank Sinatra write songs about this kinda mojo?

[God, life would be really easier if he could smell the demon on her. BUT HE CAN'T. So he settles for... Being half right.]

room filter! leadhisarmy November 1 2010, 19:01:16 UTC

Not exactly. Same basic principle, if you squint, but it's a little bigger than that. We gonna play twenty questions all day?

room filter! painhumbles November 3 2010, 05:42:22 UTC

I can't exactly read your aura right now. [He twirls a finger in Ruby's direction like he's... Tracing her aura or some shit.] So sue me. I like knowing what I'm dealing with here.

room filter! leadhisarmy November 3 2010, 06:20:16 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that since you're impotent, I'm supposed to throw all my cards down on the table.

room filter! painhumbles November 3 2010, 07:27:46 UTC

Geez, it's not like I'm asking for the full deck here. A spade or two would be nice. You're a hard chick to get a read on.

[Yes, it bugs him. A lot does these days.]

room filter! leadhisarmy November 3 2010, 23:21:08 UTC

I'll be sure and ship you my memoirs when I finish them.

room filter! painhumbles November 4 2010, 06:48:35 UTC

I don't get a hint? I mean, any moron whose picked up a Bible knows more about me than I'm comfortable with just from hearing my name.

[....Long pause.]

Speaking of... I never got yours.

room filter! leadhisarmy November 4 2010, 09:12:08 UTC

Is my name gonna get you your mojo back? No. Not exactly seeing the relevance here.

room filter! painhumbles November 5 2010, 00:44:49 UTC

[Gabriel leans against the bookshelf... Because clearly bookshelves are for leaning and not for making him less impotent. Look, she's doing all the work.]

You're really getting into this Mata Hari crap, aren'tcha?

[...He won't lie. It's kinda hot. :|]

room filter! leadhisarmy November 5 2010, 06:28:06 UTC

[ She just smiles at that in the most patronizing way she can, like she thinks it's adorable that Gabriel even knows who Mata Hari is. ]

It's a natural talent of mine. Any more questions, or can we get to making you a real boy?

Re: room filter! painhumbles November 6 2010, 21:23:52 UTC

[LOOK, RUBY. HE KNOWS HIS SHIT... Useless facts are pretty much all he knows. That and how to prank people in spectacular ways. Everything else is just Dumbassville.]

Whatever you say, Hannibal. You're running this operation.

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