[049] Stripper Shenanigans... oh my...

[thirteenth]

[The evening has finally arrived, and the ballroom is set up and ready. Ukitake has closed the shop for a few days before this, and had been working almost non-stop on treats which were laid out on four long tables along the back of the room

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Strippers... ;3

[thirteenth]

[Crowley's... contribution to the party.]

[machineish]

[Standing between the chair and Abel now, will probably shoot Abel if he tries to sit on it.

Who do you obey, partner? Robot or demon?]

[priestish]

[DON'T WORRY TRES. he has NO intention of going anywhere near that wretched chair.

and just pats his partner's shoulder.]

I'm sorry, Crowley. No go! It simply won't do. Tres is very serious about adhering to Vatican policy, you see.

[nurse_boy]

[observing this, sort of chuckling behind one hand, and is suddenly grateful to the Doctor for crashing his own stag do. Abel ... you are deep in it now, mate]

[onlyanapple]

[That's right, Rory. SO very right.Crowley will wander over and pat Tres on the head]

I heard they have a whole fleet of male strippers in the girl's hen night. And no one is there to protect the Duchess' ...ahem... honour.

[Thoughtful pause] Isn't that your job, Tres?

[machineish]

The Duchess Milan was in charge of organizing the party for the bride.

There are no strippers, your information is erroneous.

[Hand on the butt of his gun now.]

[priestish]

[hey, hey. Abel holds his hands up plaintively]

Now, now... let's not bring Caterina into this, hm?

...And please don't shoot anyone, Tres. I don't want to give the ghosts anything messier than they will already to clean up when we're done.

[onlyanapple]

She might have left out certain details to keep you away. You know, to stop you ruining it like you're ruining this one.

[LOOKS at Abel and points at the chair]

[machineish]

Negative.

[He doesn't believe you, and keep sullying her name that way and there will be bullet related problems.]

[priestish]

[looks at Crowley...]

...He really will shoot you. Did I tell you about the time he shot me for playing tickle monster with Caterina while she was on a child loss?

True story.

[nurse_boy]

[calls out, extremely unhelpfully]

You might as well, mate ... easier than putting up a fight. Just--I don't know. Close your eyes and think of England if you have to.

[onlyanapple]

Tres, don't shoot me. I promise he won't do anything Lilith wouldn't approve of, and I'm a demon of my word.

[Smiiirk] See? Rory has it in one. It's a rite of passage. Avoiding it is wrong.

[machineish]

The Naia Sancta is not my concern. Any participation in this act will dishonour the AX and the Duchess Milan.

[priestish]

[twitches and shoots Tres a glare. don't be droppin' that title, bro, what is... wrong with you...

AHEM]

...If you're so eager, why don't you do it for me, eh, Rory? Take one for the team! Amy never has to know...

[nurse_boy]

[omgwat. He holds up his hands as if to ward him off]

Uhhhhh, I don't think so, mate. See, I've already done this at my own stag do, so I'm immune.

[he'll just neglect to mention that it was the Doctor who jumped out of the cake, and that he never set eyes on the stripper. Thank god for bowtie-wearing blessings]

[onlyanapple]

See? Rory's done his tour of duty. It's your turn.

[Gives Tres a look] It's all in the name of fun, Lilith wanted me to make sure he had a good time. You can ask her if you want. She'll just get very upset to find out you stopped the fun with the threat of gun violence.