♬ the pianoman ain't singin' [song 5] ♬
[over the school's loudspeaker, but also picked up through the journal, Thursday morning..]
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. To the person that wrote "Prince Paul is a douche" on my door; you will be caught and held accountable for your actions. You will also spend extra time in English class learning that there is an "e" at the end of that word. Thank you.
And if you have any information on the culprit of this act, please report to my office or make me a note. It will remain confidential.
[and...yeah...someone might be getting a little TOO into his job and that royalty nickname. He's been spending Thursday and Friday walking the halls and keeping the peace. Students, he's tellin' you what to do and where to be. Teachers, he's peeking in on your classes and scoping you out. He has A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THANK YOU! Suit and tie are much better to show who's boss. Feel free to harass him in the halls, his office, the cafeteria..wherever. Because he is EVERYWHERE!]
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. To the person that wrote "Prince Paul is a douche" on my door; you will be caught and held accountable for your actions. You will also spend extra time in English class learning that there is an "e" at the end of that word. Thank you.
And if you have any information on the culprit of this act, please report to my office or make me a note. It will remain confidential.
[and...yeah...someone might be getting a little TOO into his job and that royalty nickname. He's been spending Thursday and Friday walking the halls and keeping the peace. Students, he's tellin' you what to do and where to be. Teachers, he's peeking in on your classes and scoping you out. He has A VERY IMPORTANT JOB TO DO THANK YOU! Suit and tie are much better to show who's boss. Feel free to harass him in the halls, his office, the cafeteria..wherever. Because he is EVERYWHERE!]