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[unlotus]

Don't know how we did it, but we were flying and we weren't on a bison.

And I'm never doing it again. Next person who tries to get me off the ground will get my fist in their face.

[ as if to... emphasize this, she's sitting on a three foot tall rock stump in front of the castle on the grounds. EATING A FRIED CHICKEN DRUMSTICK

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[communicated]

Toph, you're back! We were so worried. I couldn't find you anywhere.

...What do you mean you were flying?

[unlotus]

Yeah, I'm back. I don't even know how I left.

[ pause ] We weren't on the ground. And it wasn't stone or earth -- it was. . . was metal.

[communicated]

Metal shouldn't be a problem, should it? You should have told me over the journal! I would have come get you.

[unlotus]

Of course it should! It's not like I can bend metal.

I didn't even know where mine was. Or. . . it was weird. It was like what I was doing was "normal".

/SNEAK ATTACK

[wishmadeinfire]

Welcome to the castle's sense of humor, Toph.

/SCREECH

[unlotus]

I hate flying. I hate being off the ground. It's not funny.

/NOMS :3

[wishmadeinfire]

Not to you, but then I doubt what you find funny and not matters to the gods of this realm.

/nommmedd

[unlotus]

Show me where they are; I'll teach them not to mess with me.

[sexyhitchhiker]

Since when do bison fly?

[unlotus]

Since they started being called "flying bison".

[sexyhitchhiker]

They're just called 'bison.'

[unlotus]

[ using her "talking to idiots" voice ]

They're "flying bison". Cause they fly.

[notinmtsilver]

What's a bison?

[unlotus]

It's a big, flying creature. It's fluffy and sheds a lot. Airbenders ride them.

[notinmtsilver]

...So it's like a flying type?

[unlotus]

Uh, yeah? Cause they fly.

[conflictedrebel]

The hell are you talking about Bison's don't fly.

[unlotus]

Of course they fly. That's why they're "flying bison".

[conflictedrebel]

Since when have they been called "flying bison"?

[unlotus]

Since always.