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[impulsities]

[ Bart is down in the kitchen, ripping open a package of pizza rolls and sticking them in the microwave. he talks while he waits. he is also flipping a certain half-dollar over and over again. ]

You know, I picked this up because it was shiny, but in mega retrospect, I probably could have gotten something so much cooler.

...[ glaring at the

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[halfgoddess]

[pause when she hears that coin breaking things.]

What'd you do?

[impulsities]

Nothing!! I mean not on purpose. I swear this time.

I just flipped this coin and it went destructo-beam on the cupboard.

[halfgoddess]

What, at superspeed?

[impulsities]

Just normal speed I'm pretty sure.

[inheriting]

[...]

...nice one.

[impulsities]

I didn't do it, I swear.

[inheriting]

Uh-huh. I totally believe you.

[impulsities]

Dude I'm serious!

[ he has the coin back, so he picks it up and chucks it at the toaster....which slices right in half ] That was me.