Dave: Meet with John and inject some meta up in this shit.

[hardonic]

[there are two boys sitting in the lobby. One is rolling around a bottle of apple juice, and the other is popping Fruit Gushers like... well... candy.]

im telling you
blue hair
were gonna catch someone with blue hair and he will say its natural
and i will turn to you
and say you gotta have blue hair
and then this will all be over

[[ooc: OPEN POST

Comments

[lunarpossession]

[NATURAL BLUE HAIR YOU SAY? Girl is making her way to the kitchen, flipping through her journal as she does]

[hardonic]

i warned you bro
i warned you about the tropes
as long as people dont resort to fantastic racism
its way overdone

[girly_laps]

[Is THERE]

Sup bitches, what you doin'?

[hardonic]

its a future where this is for emphasis, bitch! is still kosher
and i for one am slightly bored but otherwise okay with that

[girly_laps]

Wow, are you bitches crazy or something?

[explorationist]

[SOMEBODY SAY BLUE HAIR? Well, not natural, but they don't know that. ...Yet. Just walking anywhere, looking for something to do. Have fun with her, kiddos]

[explorationist]

[Oh, it's John! Hai!

She'll wave despite the look on his face and walk over]

Hey, I didn't know you had a friend.

[hardonic]

huh
friend of yours egbert? [totally line-face gloating.]

[gunneroffortune]

[Sick of the blue hair yet, guys? Here's another one passing by... wait, is it a boy? A girl? ~Who knows~]

[hardonic]

nah
thats more for unstated gender in general
id just wait for them to talk
this might be bifauxnen or dude looks like a lady

[gunneroffortune]

[She stops when she hears them talking, and looks over at them. Cue icon look.]

And what are you two referring to?

I want tropes

[moancryn_howl]

[swishing through the lobby in a dramatic suit, headed for a night out on the town maybe? his hair is ~raven black~ right now just fyi]

[moancryn_howl]

[pause. turn. winning smile.

oh it's just a couple of kids.]

...Thank you.

[hardonic]

did that fucker just sparkle