Forty Three

[why_born]

So, I finally released the swamp... the alligators into the duckpond. Thank the cat. You guys can all stop spazzing about them now, they can’t hurt you.

...Uh, unless you go swimming in the duckpond. But after that whole squid thing who’d want to? You’re just asking for it

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[herwaltz]

In the duck pond?

[why_born]

Yeah, you know. It's that stretch of water with the ducks in?

[herwaltz]

People like the ducks, Wybie. Your little ferret friends might eat them.

[why_born]

I don't know, Moonbay. Have you ever seen a dead duck around here? I don't know if they can die.

[ruin_mania]

But what if it's another native species? We must catalogue all of them, Wybie!

[why_born]

But...it's a frog. And it looks kinda...dead.

[ruin_mania]

It's snoring, Wybie. It's a biological fact that Earth frogs do not snore.

[why_born]

Yeah. I'd be worried about that if we were on Earth. But we're not. We don't get eyeless buffalo or eight legged sheep on Earth, either.

...Well, there was that lamb in Ripley's Believe it or Not, but that doesn't count.

[waterproofed]

Tentacool will be pleased. He'll have something to fight now.

[why_born]

...Tenta what?

[waterproofed]

Tentacool. The jellyfish-looking Pokemon who lives in the duck pond.

[why_born]

Wow. I missed that whole...pokemon thing. That sounds pretty cool. I wonder what it made of the squid?

[billiardsplz]

Alright, but if Poltaro gets seriously hurt in there I know who to blame.

[why_born]

...Who?

[billiardsplz]

My Politoed.

[why_born]

Ohhhhkay, still not helpful. What's a politoed?

[shrt_temper]

At least they're not all giving people .... makeovers.

[shudder shudder twitch]

[why_born]

...

...

Are you being serious?

[shrt_temper]

Yes. Don't believe me, come see what they did to my room.

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[why_born]

I am SO there. And I'm bringing my camera.