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Jan 21, 2007 01:11

This is such a peaceful place. I learned how to cook simple things, desire simple pleasures, and enjoy a few sparring partners for sword practicing.

I am dead, but this dead person couldn't get any rest.

I couldn't get any damn rest here because a bunch of pathetic worms are burrowing through the roots of my heart vessels thus earning me a ill-deserving headache. I spent the last few hours writing a peace truce, a thesis, so no one from my world will be a botheration.

Read the following and shall you agree, sign and stop bothering me, or I'll go crazy and start killing everyone and then revive them again out of guilt.

~

Lord Kratos only

[Insert long-ass thesis of peace here.]

With much careful evaluation, considering the testimonies of my ex-goonies. . .

Lord Kratos, this Grand Cardinal fiasco is your fault. The G.Cs are harassing me since day one. While I ignored them with much cool patience, they became agitated ever since you arrived thus increasing my headaches and disturbing my rest. I don't know what the hell you did or said to them, but I spoke with most of them and they agreed to sign this peace truce if only you promise to leave them alone and don't kill them under any circumstances.

So, this is the summary. If you plan to kill any Grand Cardinal on the premises, I will kill you. With no hesitation. Or so I say in the public document. You know I'm lying, right? I really have no desire to kill you, out of sentimental reasons.

I have no reason to defend my goonies, but their sufferings in which I caused them is legitimate and I'm responsible for the damages of their lives and childhoods, technically.

I don't know how to put this simply because my headache drives me insane, but leave the Grand Cardinals alone in their insanity. Don't increase their insanity as it is, they're already disturbed themselves. From what I gathered, all of them had died already and so I have I. You haven't died yet, so you wouldn't understand because your SON killed us all.

So, do we have an understanding? I'm not going to be sensitive to your personal issues. In my opinion, let the problems die and let it rest in peace. I'm sure Mana would appreciate it. I'm tired of blood-shed.

~

Grand Cardinals only

[Insert long-ass thesis of peace here.]

Now sign your names and lets be done with. I don't care for all of you, but peace is all we wanted, correct? Then lets have it.

~

Kvar only
And you. Once Kratos agreed to never harm you in this place and signed on the document, in your turn, shut your whiny trap, and live in peace. This would be my last act of forgiveness toward you.

~

Colette, Zelos

[Insert long-ass thesis of peace here.]

Yes, the Grand Cardinal's have signed already but it would be null if you two do not sign. Once you do, I'll sign after your signatures, so I can keep my end.

mithos yggdrasill

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