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[bonerforglory]

[Dictated]

Let me get this straight; we've all been brought to Paradise, where babes and food are plentiful, and wishes virtually unlimited, with no means of escaping? You know, if I weren't so morphine-happy, I'd ask if there was a catch! But I'm not morphine-happy and even if there's a catch, it's totally worth it. CASTLE. [snap] Jacuzzi, please

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[ontheclockpro]

[....I liked him better when he was doped. B| ]

[bonerforglory]

[Because he let you look at his bare butt...]

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[tehoniongirl]

[she's really not sure whether to laugh at this or not]

....you aren't related to Captain Hammer by chance, are you?

[bonerforglory]

Ah! The voice of an Angel, just what I like to hear when I'm relaxing.

Hmm, must not be that big of a fish in the sea if I haven't heard of him.

[tehoniongirl]

Really? Because you sound just like him.

[bonerforglory]

Captain Hammer and Booster Gold. There's no ring to it! I guess I'll have to find someone else to be my partner in heroics...

[overninelives]

Booster?

[bonerforglory]

Yes, yes, I know! It's the real Booster Gold! I have the body and mind to prove it.

[overninelives]

Welcome back, Booster.

[bonerforglory]

Thank you kindly, ma'am!

.... Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout.

[heirdom]

Of all people, Paradisa selects our world's biggest embarrassment.

[bonerforglory]

Tough crowd.

You know what they say! Can't... win 'em all.

[heirdom]

You couldn't win a single one.

[bonerforglory]

Pfftb? And just how many of them have you won?

This should be fun if they ever meet in person |D Aaaaand dictated

[wishmadeinfire]

[The voice than answers him this time is not quite male and not quite female, but musical in quality nonetheless. So no, his voice is no help in guessing his gender.]

Not to be a 'downer' as they might say, but you do know that the bigger things you ask for the castle asks for payment in return right? It keeps balance, and it will take whatever it feels necessary to maintain it. If you are not careful, you will wake up as an animal one morning.

But that aside, I suppose it's nice to meet you, Booster, and no, I have never heard of you.

[bonerforglory]

Oh, please. You're implying we don't all wake up as animals every morning?

You must be new here, then, because I was here before apparently.

[wishmadeinfire]

[Oh good lord. He's just like the over spoiled noble children at his court. Of course, though, someone like that would have to show up here.]

I will pray for when you wake up as a squirrel of some sort.

And yes, I am new as you say, though you yourself do sound so certain you actually were here.