Written
It was just a testament to the Castle's Great Magic, and nothing else. They were not real people, not real living beings. There is nothing to mourn.
I call upon those unarmed and without many skills useful in battle to answer, if you can. I'd like to offer you some basic training in swordsmanship and marksmanship.
And for the women, belly-dancing lessons, if you'd like. I'm quite sick of the free time I have, and wish to make myself suffer.
[OOC: Forward-dated to after the babies go poof!]
I call upon those unarmed and without many skills useful in battle to answer, if you can. I'd like to offer you some basic training in swordsmanship and marksmanship.
And for the women, belly-dancing lessons, if you'd like. I'm quite sick of the free time I have, and wish to make myself suffer.
[OOC: Forward-dated to after the babies go poof!]