Comments | paradisa: 1, but I would much prefer a typwriter.

tanklivin in paradisa

1, but I would much prefer a typwriter.

May 12, 2010 20:17

[The hand writing is a little messy, with squiggles and little things written or doodled in the side margins.]

Dear Booga, Stevie, Jet Girl, Sub Girl, your mom

Have found myself in a drafty castle somewhere damp and generally not Austrailia. Not sure where the tank is. If you can read this, bring following to room [number]:
1 pair of trousers (not ( Read more... )

!intro, zzz two album career

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dictated limitedrun May 13 2010, 00:51:20 UTC

Tank... Girl? Like, a girl who drives a tank?

dictated 1/2 tanklivin May 13 2010, 02:30:49 UTC

Well [beep] me sideways, it talks!

dictated tanklivin May 13 2010, 02:31:52 UTC

Yeah, exactly like a girl who drives a tank.

Do you think it's indicative of something? DO YOU?!

dictated limitedrun May 13 2010, 02:48:42 UTC

[There a pause while he just looks... weirded out.]

It's... indicative that you drive a tank? How the hell am I supposed to know?

What's with the beeping?

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written f_ck_your_fish May 13 2010, 03:15:40 UTC

Dear Tank Girl,

I'm not any of those people, but you should be able to get all of those things if you just ask for them...

Welcome to Paradisa,
Eunice Bloom

[there are a few colored pencil lines around the edges, and a few doodled fish, little-kid style. someone's dealing with a castle-gifted 3 year old]

written tanklivin May 13 2010, 03:24:07 UTC

Dear Eunice Bloom,

Where exactly do I ask to receive five kegs of quality beer? This is a very pertinent question and inquiring minds must know.

That isn't anywhere near Sydney is it
-Tank Girl

written until further notice, babe! :D f_ck_your_fish May 13 2010, 03:41:48 UTC

You just ... ask. In fact, you can probably just scratch out "Booga, Stevie, Jet Girl, Sub Girl, your mom" and put "Castle" instead, and the stuff'll show up.

This place does that, somehow. Don't ask me how, I've got no fucking clue. And as for Sydney? Probably not, but I wouldn't put it in stone.

Hang on, I'll find you a couple pages in this thing that'll help clear it up.

saaame tanklivin May 18 2010, 18:18:52 UTC

[In the margins is written:]

Castle:
5 kegs quality brew
1 pack cigarettes
1 zippo
1 pair army fatigues (well worn)

[Followed by the subsequent thumps.]

Well innit that just keen!

So who are you, Eunice Bloom, to be such a wealth of knowledge?

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