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[mmm_paradise]

[filtered away from Alucard]Bored today, Paradisa? Do me a favor! If you come across a vampire called Alucard, try to find some context to call him cute! Other synonyms, such as sweet, endearing, adorable, and delightful are also perfectly acceptable. Twee is also fine if you're feeling somewhat ironic today

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Looks like you need a bigger spoon to stir the pot with, Joshua.

[mmm_paradise]

What pot? I'm just trying to look out for the next guy, mmm? I've heard it's the nice thing to do.

[onlyanapple]

I'm sorry, I must be going partially deaf. I could have sworn I heard you saying you were trying to do something nice.

[mmm_paradise]

I could say it again, if you like. Or does it bother you?

[kaeru_jyanai]

Do you seriously think anyone would fall for something so obvious?

[mmm_paradise]

Fall for what? It's just a suggestion. I thought it'd be a nice gesture.

[kaeru_jyanai]

A suggestion that if followed, would lead to rather uncomfortable circumstances I would assume.

[mmm_paradise]

Well, of course! Have you ever called a complete stranger cute?

[permanentia]

Why?

[mmm_paradise]

Why not?

[permanentia]

What would happen if someone did all that?

[mmm_paradise]

Well, someone would be well complimented! I don't suppose you were expecting much more than that, were you?

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[bodilesswarrior]

...There's a vampire named Alucard.

[mmm_paradise]

There's a vampire named Alucard!

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What about it?