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[mmm_paradise]

Paging Lana Lang! You have a date with Barney Stinson... hmm, soonish, didn't think to ask when. I gave him the voucher, you know, from the bachelorette auction. Don't worry, I think he's had all his shots

Comments

[holydamnitxmas]

Oh, GOD, don't even get me started on that stupid movie about the TREES. Just ... UGH.

I didn't even see it in the theatre and it was a waste of money.

[fearthebtrfly]

I did.... and it was....

[holydamnitxmas]

Aren't you supposed to be looking for your missing "wife", not bothering me, EX-arch nemesis?

[fearthebtrfly]

[way to remind him, jackass...... brb crying in a corner...]

[ruin_mania]

What in the world is a Shyamalan?

[payback]

I'm wondering the same thing. You may be better off asking the castle at large, though.

[mmm_paradise]

Are you discouraging her from asking questions, Bee? For shame!

[payback]

I'm discouraging her from relying on you.

[payback]

Thank you for the vote of confidence.

[mmm_paradise]

It's nice to have an optimistic atmosphere when it comes to these kinds of situations, mm?

[payback]

Sure is. So with that in mind, could you shut the book and go entertain yourself elsewhere?

[mmm_paradise]

I think we've had a conversation about "getting out there" before, haven't we?

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Might not be following him around anymore. But still kinda stalking him]

[mmm_paradise]

[ohai deli ♥ what are you stalking him for?]

[fishy_go_byebye]

[You know, the usual. Make sure he stays alive.]

[mmm_paradise]

[what? that was forever ago. presents is on to better things!]

[luthored]

You did what?

[mmm_paradise]

Bets. I'm taking them.

[luthored]

...Not that.

[ already knows you're a disgusting jerk ]

I'm not going on a date with Barney.

[mmm_paradise]

I can't exactly make the obligation disappear, you know.