five: only one way to find out ...

[always_bad_news]

[Mouse is stretched comfortably on a couch in the lobby. She looks like she's casually reading her journal, but laying concealed on the floor by the couch is her bow and arrow. She's been listening to all the talk and entries on the journal, and figures it's got to do something weird.]

[She's just waiting for the right chump to come along for her to test it on!]

[Dictated]

So what's the readme on this valentine's day everyone keeps talkin' about?

[[ooc: open post and journal! backdated to earlier today because mun got kidnapped for dinner with roomies! D: ]]