Okay fuck heads, here it is!
I'm gonna be running all over the castle in about three minutes. When you see me, I'm gonna call you out to show me some love. And it'll be in your best interest to fucking pony up.
So remember. When you see Travis, or
this guy...[Picture has been taped onto the page]...make sure you drop some brolove with a brofist.
Otherwise, you might regret it!
[ooc: For those confused, Travis is going to be running around the castle today, introducing himself in a unique way. When you see him, if you see him, he'll yell "BROFIST" and raise his fist up. If you get it, and brofist him, good things will happen! If you stare bug-eyed at him and fail to pony up, well...Travis is gonna punch you in the face.
Feel free to thread these here, or imply them if you want. BUT COME AND GET CR WITH TOUCHDOWN!]