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[metaknightly]

[So to make sure he doesn't get cavities again (having to explain to the random dentist in town was humiliating), Meta's in the library looking up different versions of the same recipes. None are desserts, he is avidly avoiding those.

After some debate, he writes in his journal]For those of you who care to answer, what is the kind of food you

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[f_ck_your_fish]

Now there's a tough question. ... I'd probably hafta say beef lo mein. Even though I suck with chopsticks.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Pictionary? It's ... a game, where I'm from. Comes with a lot of little cards. You play in teams of two or more people... and one person on each team picks a card. They have to draw what's on the card, and the rest of their team has to guess what it is before a certain amount of time passes. Or before the other team guesses their clue.

Kinda fun, especially if no one that's playin' can draw worth a crap.

[puts a napkin next to the cake. don't make a mess, Meta]

[metaknightly]

How is this like that then?

[There's a flower by the pot and petals trailing from it to the napkin]

[f_ck_your_fish]

[a pause as she thinks that over, then ... proceeds to laugh at herself] Mostly, just the drawin' bit, I guess. ... What, no vase for that poor lil' flower?

[metaknightly]

I'm afraid it was beheaded during the war against the decorator.

[f_ck_your_fish]

...Poor thing.

[draws a little gravestone for it. for shits and giggles]

[metaknightly]

What would others lay at its grave?

[f_ck_your_fish]

[thinks] Little dishes of water? I dunno. I never mourned a vase before.

[metaknightly]

Nearly everything at home has some sentience. It wasn't uncommon there.

[f_ck_your_fish]

... You don't really mean there would'a been a funeral for a broken vase where you're from?

[metaknightly]

I've never seen one, but if it had a sentient family, it's not impossible.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Well, don't that just beat all.

[metaknightly]

Not much to expect from there though. It's almost a literal candy land.

[f_ck_your_fish]

Takes all kinds to make a crazy castle, huh...?

[metaknightly]

Wouldn't be the same without the diversity.