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[youfingwhore]

[ After a night of getting something akin to hammered and "bonding" with York, Church eventually passed out back in his room. Unfortunately for him, he left the door open. Dawn broke in the east, and hours later he finally came to, more than a little groggy. ]

Nnngh... Why am I on the fl--

[ There's a long pause as Church, unaware of the open

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[herwaltz]

[Passing by, Moonbay stops and stares.]

Nice tights.

[youfingwhore]

[ glaaaaares ]

[ wobbles. ]

[herwaltz]

One foot in front of the other, man.

[youfingwhore]

I know how to walk. It's the stupid shoes. I can't get them off.

[girly_laps]

[You woke her up, man. She's just staring at the journal]

What? What the fuck did I do this time?

[youfingwhore]

You put me in drag! Or... whatever the hell this is!

[ And in a minute there'll be an angry Church banging on your door. Still in drag. ]

[girly_laps]

No I didn't! You won't even tell me where you stupid room is.

[Pause] Wait, there's someone at my door.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, I DON'T WANT ANY.

[youfingwhore]

We've got nameplates, dumbass!

And it's me so open the fucking door!

Dictated until further notice.

[bro_codebreaker]

... [sounds like the man needs himself a partner in revenge]

Hey, what up, bro?

right back atcha

[youfingwhore]

One of my teammates did something really stupid.

[bro_codebreaker]

Sounds like you could use a good way to get 'em back. What'd they do?

[youfingwhore]

Something unspeakable.

[encryptedlock]

...Church? What the hell?

[youfingwhore]

I am going to fucking shoot someone for this. Goddamn castle.

[encryptedlock]

The castle?

--Wait, are losses back?

[youfingwhore]

I'm guessing yes, considering what it did to me.

[notmyfaultwall]

You have, a sister?

[youfingwhore]

... No. She's Grif's sister, dumbass.

[notmyfaultwall]

...I thought, that was the red. In yellow.

[youfingwhore]

Yeah. But his sister is a Blue. Unfortunately.