Eleven Flights of Stairs - Ow!

[emperorkuzco]

[Very poor, shaky writing throughout the entry.]

So. Who was it this time? Nah, I'm not mad. C'mooon out. Just give me your name and your room number and we'll settle this right now.

Right on the stairs, too... Nice! Real nice! Let's turn the almighty Emperor back into a stinky llama- oh, aren't you magic people just so coolLost count of how

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[straw_monkey]

!

[straw_monkey]

You're a llama?!

[emperorkuzco]

Uh... huh. At the moment. Temporary setback.

[azarath]

Ima Nidjut.

[emperorkuzco]

See, being the brilliant ruler that I am, I thought about that. But Ima said he can only turn people into llamas once a year or so. Can't be him.

[azarath]

How do you know he isn't lying?

[emperorkuzco]

... Oh, he's a dead magic guy now.

[jackbots_attack]

You're deluded

[emperorkuzco]

I'm a llama. And the Emperor!

[jackbots_attack]

You really expect me to believe that?

[emperorkuzco]

Well. Yeah. Just the truth and all.

[oneto_one]

You've been a llama before?

[emperorkuzco]

Some guy named Ima turned me into one a while ago! Then- thenthen he changed me back and he said he wouldn't do it again and he lied!

[oneto_one]

How do you know it was him?

[emperorkuzco]

Well, he admitted it before! And I think he miiight be the only magic peasant guy here that can change people into llamas.