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[paracelsus_ftw]

No - no. Boys, bitches : NO.

Do we WANT a lawsuit on our hands? No, so thorns stay outta stooges' hands, and we all go by our daily business

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[badassbutler]

Populi?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Hey - that's - thassit! GOOD BOY ! BISCUIT!

[badassbutler]

...

Biscut, sir?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Yeah. Yenno : ye got the answer right, ye get a tap on the head and biscuit and I'd kinda pet yer fur here, but ye ain't got none where it counts and sweetheart, I don't do do that other kinda shit from the first date, capisci?

[disbanding]

I fail to see the connection.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Ain't no helping yer smarts at this age, dear.

[disbanding]

Whether or not roses have thorns has nothing to do with... that.

[paracelsus_ftw]

...Valentine's day. Big bad lions, 'xcept everyone and their condom f'gets 'bout those. Roses, which by the way ain't really red, and oh yeah, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHIN' INNIT FOR ME TOO, STOOGE.

Christ, what the fuck do I look like, charity?!

[quackingly]

W-Wait, so...so you DON'T want thorns? Or you do?

[paracelsus_ftw]

No thorns, stooge - ain't none !

...'xcept for one particular delivery.

[quackingly]

[scribbling out her previous notes] Oookaaaaay, so, no thorns "ain't none", except for one delivery?

Which one needs the thorns?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Hehe.

Hehehhehehhehee.

Guess.

[toonurturing]

... It makes perfect sense.

I think.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Dun think too much, sweetheart, makes your hair all puffy.

[toonurturing]

That's just the humidity.

[dresden4hire]

But we would be robbed of a very significant 80's power ballad if thorns were taken off of roses.

[paracelsus_ftw]

And I'm deprived o' my manly spiel here if the old crone gets her way.

For whose cock do you think I weep more?