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[papervolcano]

You know what I could really use? A St. Bernard with a whisky barrel tied to collar. Actually, what I could really use is a cute kitten carrying a bottle of vodka. More my speed, less dog slobber. I'm sure that even a little kitten could carry one of those dinky airline-sized bottles, and it would do wonderful things for my state of mind

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[rubynye]

*hugs you* I'm sorry I don't have liquor to send you.

[papervolcano]

Some days, I really hate humanity.

Thank you for the hugs