lack of witty subject line due to drunkenness

[paperperfect]

So I haven't updated in something like three months. Whoops. It's not entirely my fault though, what with having sporadic internet at best. And being drunken. Yeah, that kind of hinders things somewhat. Occasionally

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[skittles44]

Yeah, seriously haven't seen an update from you in a long time!! Glad to see you're still alive, and I miss you a lot. Nice job recovering the tip money. We're not allowed to chase any thieves, or we'll get fired! It's tempting, though... haha.
~Eileen

[paperperfect]

I didn't even think about it... I just took off running after the guy. I didn't know what I was going to do when I caught him, but thankfully a bunch of my coworkers and the Big Boss heard me yelling and ran out after me. I heard he got turned over to the police, but at that point, my assistant manager was sitting me down and giving me a glass of water and a pat on the back.

[gonzo_md]

you need a cape.

[paperperfect]

Or a gun. A gun would be nice.

[gonzo_md]

a cape AND a gun.

[paperperfect]

And a wolf-shaped familiar. The kind that drips saliva from it's fangs at significant moments.

[lightningspark]

i told you i'd come over there if necessary and kick people.

i think between you and i, we could be a superhero fighting team that could benefit seattle greatly.

we need a bat pie signal.

[paperperfect]

Make that a cobbler symbol, and I'll come running. Even if it does make my calf muscles ache for days afterwards.

[lightningspark]

cobbler symbol ftw.

now.

do we get outfits?

we should talk outfits...

[paperperfect]

How about leather? Cuz I feel good about leather. No one argues with leather.