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[papercranelover]

After witnessing the terrible events that have chilled the netherworld to the core, I volunteer to help out everyone who is suffering from the cold by handing out free blankets

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[rival_of_douche]

[papercranelover]

*she waves back at him, and then hands him a blanket. It's patched pink and green, and has pink hearts sewn onto the green squares. Some of the hearts have smileys in them*

[rival_of_douche]

*adds blanket to inventory*

[papercranelover]

[Rival_of_Douche recieves Tasteless Blanket: 1 ea]

[willninja4food]

C...Couldn't you have found something else to make the blankets out of? Like...wool? Or yarn? Or hair from something that wasn't a corpse?

[papercranelover]

Don't worry. None of the zombies had a problem with it.

I asked!

[willninja4food]

Oh, that's...good...

She's so honest and well-intentioned that it's hard to be frustrated with her...

[papercranelover]

Yep! I firmly support Zombie rights, so I'm extra careful. The pamphlets from Senator Zombie were heartbreaking...poor zombies...

Want one? It's really warm and fluffy!

[moe_elemental]

*receives a blanket*

Oh... It's so warm!

[papercranelover]

I am glad you like it!

[moe_elemental]

*snuggles into it* It's so colorful, too!

[asshatoverlord]

Hmm... Is this stuff lightning proof? That could be the deal breaker!

[papercranelover]

Hm, I never tested that. That probably means it has a 50% chance of being lightning proof! If you add a few lightning resistance increasing residents, it should be fine!

[37thdefender]

Haha! Good deeds again I see! Well then I think I could-

*He sniffs one of the blankets and starts coughing*

..whew... those are... pretty ripe!

[papercranelover]

Oh, I'm sorry! I hope it's still useable?